Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
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Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
He left you quite the McClean up.
ColonelCusswords 24
Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid
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Comments (107)
JustinJK 21
I would have quit. bye.
cassiet 16
Shit is everywhere in there. Not just McDonalds.
hipposteve 21
Just quit, its not even worth it.
Shafro_0 24
that's happened at the McDonalds I work at before haha, I just don't understand how they get it in the walls ? luckily i wasn't the one who had to clean it ;)
Etweens96 25
Oh god that happened to my mom once, walked into a McDonald's bathroom and almost got sick after seeing some jerk's results, according to her it was everywhere. So sorry you had to go through that OP
boredgirl_02 14
Yeah, when I was 17 the same thing happened to me a Steak 'n Shake(Ohio as well, maybe there is something in the water) Btw, guess who had to clean it up?
samlovesham1234 9
There really is a franchise called Steak N Shake? And I thought it was made up by Action Figure Therapy.
Jak0p 25
Actually this fml sounds pretty familiar to me. No one else thinks this was on here some years ago?
jezka374 15
Sounds like someone had some Taco Hell beforehand... "shartpocalypse" to quote another OP.
worthypegram1 13
My grandpa managed to get shit on the ceiling once.
ghetto_child 19
hold a lighter under the fire sprinkler for a few seconds and leave. let the room clean itself