Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24
He left you quite the McClean up.
ColonelCusswords 24
Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid
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Comments (107)
Sinkmybattleship 3
You're lucky the guy informed you about it. I walked in on shit grenade at my work. My manager thought I was kidding, it was on the sink and in the trash can. It amazes me how people for this. If you have the BGs (Bubble Guts),please stay at home.
Ruthofpern 3
I would probably have taken a break in order to allow a colleague to find it...
SBittick 20
"THERE'S SHIT! EVERYWHERE!"
RandKP 21
Last I checked, OSHA classifies human shit as hazardous material. They also require that someone be HAZMAT certified to clean up hazardous material. Which means unless that has changed, or you are HAZMAT certified, your manager can not legally force you to clean it up, nor discipline you for refusing. Next time tell him (or her) no, and when they threaten disciplinary action, counter with the companies open door policy and a lawyer.
hduebdo 14
I work at McDonald's, I walked in on some guy doing heroin the other day
Hyenayena 27
I work at Pizza Hut and we had a regular who would order $70 or more worth of food for take out, and he spend the 15 minute wait in the washroom . He was getting off. He would give us a dead eyed stare when he left
Humanoidfreak 5
the kid from daddy day care grew up I see.
MassiDelta 28
That gives new meaning to a shitty job
sunyaph 23
that's disrespectful to a toilet.
obviouslywaffles 19
Shitty.... What a perfect description.