Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
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Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
He left you quite the McClean up.
ColonelCusswords 24
Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid
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Comments (107)
ThatHorse 15
That was one hell of a smelly bomb he dropped on you.
nieldan 8
well, that's a.... nevermind
NostalgiaFreak9 43
There has to be an awesome story behind that.
ColonelCusswords 24
Depends on the persons point of view as the event occured. "Oh sweet christ wtf did i eat what did i do to deserve this?" or " hahaha im ******** like a firehose"
theRonin 18
What a shitty situation!
Invictus_Anima 5
#15 Gee, you sure were excited to come up with that overused line.
theRonin 18
I just saw the opportunity and just ran with it XD since we are usually over run with it just felt wrong to not keep up with a terrible tradition XD
limegreenpoopie 31
You gotta quit bro.
insideoutoreo33 8
Considering your username, I'm assuming you will be able to relate with OP on this one.
ColonelCusswords 24
Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid
Dean_N 15
But bleach is a base, not an acid (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ExtremeEncounter 32
57 That's kind of why he/she said acid...
hi1234567891234 15
Your right, it is a shitty job.
pleasedie 22
Welp time to quit and look for a new job.
Amorettex 19
Dude that's so gross. I don't get how people can be so nasty in public Imagine how gross his bathroom is at home lol ;w;
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Probably isn't because then he would have to clean it.lol
LadyLuck93 20
******* nasty... sorry to hear that, man. Hope you didn't have to clean up that mess.