Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
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Top comments
ryannmichael 17
Hope you have learned your lesson... always check if there's toilet paper before taking a crap.
NotGabe 28
Should've wiped bare handed, then give that guy a nice, slow, caress on the face.
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Comments (66)
wheresthesafety 31
Cue several people going "that's a shitty situation".
tarlax 11
That's a shitty comment. Congrats, you're even more obnoxious than the people you're talking about.
sleepyfires 20
That's a shitty situation.
Eliiara 11
Cue the several people that are cuing the several people with shitty puns.
ryannmichael 17
Hope you have learned your lesson... always check if there's toilet paper before taking a crap.
logicnazi 18
Am I the only one who "dusts" the toilet using toilet paper before then applying either the proved seat cover or fashioning one myself with toilet paper prior to sitting?
lil_ham1644 29
yes
MandieL 27
No
cornyrob 33
UAE, right? Aren't there bidet hoses there? Some bathrooms don't even have toilet paper in that country.
YourOpinionSucks 22
You're not the only one. I do that even in my own house. It prevents splash back, allows me to check for toilet paper, cleans what I'm about to sit on, and here's the best part, ladies you should listen to this one, there's no chance of falling in the toilet since you checked it!
hellnosucka 27
still, it's troubling to use only a bidet hose without drying off with toilet paper. it's basically getting dressed while your ass is very wet. pretty inconvenient.
cornyrob 33
#61, or maybe just uncomfortable for us Americans
WitEluded 13
Troll level 1000
TheKingOfHearts 19
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
arano 29
Totally missed a great opportunity, #4.
MossyMegaMan 20
Some people want to watch the world burn.
NotGabe 28
Should've wiped bare handed, then give that guy a nice, slow, caress on the face.
jtfrisch 22
Karma will strike him very hard one day
codeinechick 5
What a jerk
Kobeh 13
That's why you always hold it until you get home OP ;D
igive 29
Sometimes the poop chute can't hold it in that long.
ladyfingers 11
Ummm, no. Getting paid to poop is the best.
OfficialEarth 12
That was a shitty thing to do..
mylittlecookie 17
The "shitty" comment. Every time without fail.
pabj208 23
Perhaps he didn't like that toilet paper is threatening his douche bag company?
goozeo 11
I beg your pardon?