Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?
vegantreegirl 26
Wow, what a crappy position to be in!
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Comments (14)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?
vegantreegirl 26
Wow, what a crappy position to be in!
Jigga3 21
and this is why you close the toilet seat cover when flushing
Inkoseh 33
Work toilets are usually the stall ones you see at malls. No lid, just the C style seat for easy cleaning.
soupram 6
I was eating
RichardPencil 32
You gonna finish that?
electrodude 15
Must have a shitty after taste
Ksweety_fml 27
😲
RichardPencil 32
The moral of the story: Try to do someone a solid and you end up eating shit.
Inkoseh 33
We're you in such awe of his massive shit your jaw slacked open while you got a close inspection?
Zeatha Mistron 7
Was there not another toilet? I skip nasty toilets at my work and find a cleaner one.
geniusness 6
Only the water droplets without shit in it has the viscosity to leap that high. This is not true but it is a necessary lie to tell yourself.