Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
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Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
He left you quite the McClean up.
ColonelCusswords 24
Better get some serious disinfectant. Not pussy ass bleach, I'm taking acid
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Comments (107)
SirMrButters 28
Do you have to clean that up?
MisterEx 28
Naah! It'll clean itself up. Well that or the next person using the bathroom will.
brownapple 22
No. Duh.
ColonelCusswords 24
You people see this comment and just automatically shit all over him. It might not actualy be his job to do. Maybe some other minimum wage slave will get stuck with it. Maybe the boss will hire a professional. Dont just assume someone is dumb as all hell, and jerk yourself off saying how wrong he is to make yourself feel smarter.
MisterEx 28
#31, I just witnessed a pair of very angry **** passing by. If they are yours, you need to calm them.
daisylokes 16
how nasty, and im eating right now......
ComoEsJuan 24
He left you quite the McClean up.
ScarredVox92 16
Yes. All of the yes.
Shieldsam 15
Isn't that a toothpaste brand?
rachelthelime_fml 29
MacCleans :)
tehman117 21
How is that even possible?!?!
ColonelCusswords 24
Taco Bell
tantanpanda 26
Yes, blame competition!
redpanda39 10
Dinkelberg...
samlovesham1234 9
I ask myself that same question because I deal with situations like that at my job.
johobus28 26
Sounds like a shitty situation
McIntian 12
that joke is way over used. wipe up your act.
johobus28 26
My apologies
Sunflower1919 19
I hope, for your sake, that you don't have to clean that mess up!
Miss_Syntax 15
Disgusting. People are absolutely disgusting. Good luck to you, OP!
SolarLunix 21
I would've quit then and there.
worldclassrager 41
Definitely had Mexican before that...
ThatHorse 15
Or more likely taco bell.
mds9986 24
Even more likely than that, he had McDonald's.
annarcheer 19
How did that happen?
MisterEx 28
He decided to break dance midcrap.
annarcheer 19
Yikes!
Zebediabolical 45
Any moron can get shit on the walls. But it takes real skill and talent to hit the ceiling and remain unsoiled.
Badkarma4u 17
Brobably a bum, drunk or high on whatever.
werewolf_babe 16
I had to clean up something like that at my job. And I don't even work at any sort of food place. It's honestly amazing how someone can miss a toilet so bad. FYL OP I KNOW YOUR PAIN T-T