ewww
United States
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Oh dear
Kingstown, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
reesemaster
United States
Awkward
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Anonymous
Makati City, Philippines
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
CallmeEddie
Joliet, United States
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
ToiletRoll
Frankston, Australia
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Anonymous
Decorum and etiquette
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
xobeachbabi428ox
United States
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
Anonymous
Always check before
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
United States
Typical Ohia public bathroom
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.
Ahlph 0
"Nice to meet you too!"
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Comments (251)
tacocannon99 5
mcdonalds is your kinda place
bbucaro98 0
thats why you go to burger king
SNL 2
mcdonalds is the devil! XD
tacocannon99 5
French fries in your face ?
tacocannon99 5
implying the song. now would be an appropriate time to sing white America.
flockz 20
**** mcdonalds AND burger king. im a whataburger man.
skigirl98 9
McDonalds is YOUR kinda place .
Andrew1122 0
hahaha this kids comment is getting thumbed down because he looks like such a creep.
nickmeier1 4
Haha thank you I was thinking the same thing!
Trololololololo_fml 7
and you let it happen? should have slapped the hand..
Glitterhinoceros 14
Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.
commietaco 0
assuming OP is not on an end. then run out grab some paper towels and sprint back?
iraq24 2
What if he was at the very end stall???
zaveeshaveesh3 7
I'm a very sarcastic person
iraq24 2
Was that sarcasm ???
yourshootingstar 4
or smack that assholes hand out of your stall. see people let stupid things happen. because they neglect to react to situations...
fanceh 10
would you have preceded him to knock on your stall and say, "excuse me, can I come in and get some toilet paper?"?'
CattyPurry 0
OP should have slapped the hand and begin a game of "patty cake" :D
NastyNinja31 0
he had mcshits
franceypants 0
yr very pretty(:
MrSassypants 34
I would've holded hands with the person who was trying to steal my toilet paper to creep em out, they might struggle to pull away and say "LET GO!" but I would've kept trying to hold their hands and say "Please... I NEED THIS!!!"
pardonski 0
He should have slapped the hand hand and been like... Bitch!! Don't steal my toilet paper!! And then crap all over his hand
flockz 20
you should of sliced his hand off with your katana.
Laughing_Cow 0
That doesn't get back at the first person though
DynamicDave 11
You didn't have a square to spare?
juicedboi 7
Well I can only speak for Australia, but here the stalls are fairly close to the ground while the toilet paper is mid height. So if that is the are everywhere, I'd like to know how they stole your toilet paper without practically sliding half their body into your stall. Either way, what are you doing just letting people steal your toilet paper?
Slim2306 10
67 is completely agree. people let too many things slide these days. if I couldn't save the toilet paper from being stolen I would've kicked his stall door in(after cleaning up somehow obviously), taken a photo and put it on the Internet. that's what I call revenge :)
KiddNYC1O 22
PS- I'm digging the new app!
mduffy08 8
Take a shit in his chicken nuggets.
starsfan_9 7
105 - that's what you call revenge eh? Back in my day we used to call that a misdemeanor
YayorNay 8
Start singing back in black
Suekoff16 3
I guess you were able to spare a square
Cokie_the_Clown 5
The OP should have grabbed the person's hand and said "two can play at this game" in a perverted voice. :)
WellThatSucksMaj 0
dont take that shit!
larry12693 1
did he then proceed to sing back in black by acdc??
Blackmail111 9
heh "asshole" the irony of your comment
Blackmail111 9
sorry my comment was @67
DoWorkBro 4
Who uses the restrooms at McDicks. They are disgusting.
zack11742 7
hahahahaha made my day
FarSide 23
Considering it happened in New Jersey, was there an arm attached to the hand?
santarosakid 5
were you giving birth to a snooki
laplander_fml 0
or use it as toilet paper
12em12 1
You are NOT funny.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Anybody else realize that there was a post where the OP had to reach under the stall to take the last roll of toilet paper? You guys should search it up if you don't believe me.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Ignore that last comment, I misread this FML a while ago :/
milakitty21 0
My thoughts exactly!
marie12bebe 0
I'm guessing they didn't have toilet paper
mgon93 0
....wow...
lol_marshmallows 11
you sir, are awesome
Ahlph 0
"Nice to meet you too!"
agaba 0
Yea that put him in a "shitty situation"! Haha
Ionodemon1995 0
Hope OP didn't have McDiarrea
skigirl98 9
Shake their hand xD
eminemchick 19
lmfao 45
imaberry95 0
Only in new jersey... I can see it in California too thought...
MyPencils 5
lol
JayBear14 11
Was it ronald mcdonald?
Yodaevil 4
next time pee on the hand!
nickmeier1 4
Mcdonalds is full of creeps...
wordnerd42 0
16 McDonalds FMLs and counting, upon entering "mcd" in the search. It's a place of effed lives...
gruvychild 17
McCreepy!
getviolated 5
go to the bathroom, smash the toilet seat into pieces and use them to make a glory hole. THEN see how creepy it gets
emilyraenewman 13
your right there is a lot of I went in to the washroom once at Mcdonalds and there was a topless fat women just standing there. I ran out of there so fast.
Henneryy 2
Yea Creeps Like Ronald McDonalds
swasticop 0
5- especially in my penis
YacL 15
It's also full of heart disease.
swasticop 0
Please take 175 off. I blame my friend for that one. Thank you
tellithowitis 13
Slap the hand!
ollierobs 0
Wipe with his hand then.
iJasper 8
You don't know where his hands have been. . .
DeadxManxWalking 27
They've been in my stall, taking my toilet paper
Llamassss 21
No, but I do know where his hands are going!
KaptainKupkake 1
That's a little gross xD
iJasper 8
Lol, Llamassss
lollypopz 0
you are gross u foul ****
Ldesu 0
You could always teabag his hand, you know, just to let him know someone's there.
hoodasswhitekid 0
he should've grabbed his hand and pulled him into his stall.
Iwashere12345 0
and you just stood by and watched with no reaction? YDI
xosportsgirl14x 8
What was OP supposed to do? Grab their hand?
Babalu722 3
yes...
PrickHead 0
op should of shat in the hand!
Identity99 1
I don't really blame them.. I think I'd have been in shock too!
howslife123 0
yeah like "I'm in a gang" he'd return it right away
iraq24 2
Doubt it.
FarSide 23
Grab their hand, and YANK them right off of their crapper. Then laughed your ass off.
skizzlerz 0
Yeah they definitely should have grabbed their hand and said "Oo is THAT the way you like to play?" in a flirty tone and put their foot over too if they could reach and try to play footsie with them. Think they still want your toilet paper then?
tacocannon99 5
next Ronald McDonald will kick down your stall door.
irokyoursox 6
Grab his hand and shove it in the toilet
Teehee2 0
yeah I'm sure the paper towel theif had extendable arms. >>
TheMasticater 9
Sorry man I was out :P
lalalooooveit 0
haha thats nice ;p
indistructo 3
you should've used his hand AS toilet paper