Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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Top comments
jrmertz00 20
How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.
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Comments (139)
drunkmunkey 24
the food can have that effect on people.... It's a shitty situation but keep your head up OP, you'll find something better
OceanGod 7
The thing is, I don't think the food has anything to do with it. I worked at McD's for a few months, worst I ever saw was some guy that shit on the toilet. On the toilet. I think the problem is the clientele themselves.
JKPwnage 27
Also probably heatstroke, because Australia
jbuckets_404 39
This is the 55th instance of the word "minimum." LOL!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.
Railroader 16
Be careful what you wish for.
laden_swallow09 35
I do! I wanna know!
deltax 8
Probably the food ;)
jbuckets_404 39
A quote from the movie Blazing Saddles: I do! I do!
pphead 5
Oh come on now you HAVE to tell us what the grossest was
christian1509 21
I'm curious as to what the grossest thing you've seen is
dideldoodles 17
Wow that STINKS...literally
XxDanno316xX 27
Let me show you out, sir.
OSMC 10
I'll get the shotgun to chase him down the alley and off the cliff
aruden 25
uhh #108 no... just no
Adam_Power58 16
Unlucky Op, it can only get better! Hopefully a new job better pay.Atleast you've some good stories to tell in a few years
tfriend3 15
If that isn't a clear sign it's time to move on and find something else then I don't know what is. Good luck finding another job OP, pretty sure what you've been through is not worth your time at that pay rate.
sugarsweetroses 10
People do the nastiest things. I will never understand
katsuragi2008 4
In my personal opinion I think it's just idiots being idiots. They think that because "the customer's always right" they can do whatever they want without any consequences.
RogueThirteen 20
agree with #6, think it's time for a job change
vegantreegirl 26
That really sucks! I'm sorry. Keep your head up!