Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
Imag1naryGirl 0
next time don't be gross. guys don't want to imagine any woman on the toilet taking a crap. ydi for being gross
goodstuffboro 0
ok I'm a chik an ye girls do shit but I wuld never take a shit ovr mi bf's casa....unless he waznt there.it just isn't lady like
September_fox 2
pooping isn't lady like, but spelling like a 5 year old with English as a second language is? I have some bad news for you...
Tahsis 4
You are obviously both very dumb. The boyfriend for obvious reasons and you confusing 'my' with 'me', which also makes the idiot who didn't feel like editing this dumb as well.
oNikkio 0
And who says it's a typo? Might be her dialect.
mama2b3 20
did you use the toilet?
tonybalogna 0
shouldn't have shat in sherman's shit shack
Paradoodle 5
ok well I she's a decent girl she wouldn't have left a mess if she could help it. As for air freshiner (sp) what guy usually has that. if there was some I'm sure the girl would have used it. unless she is just gross. he boyfriend is just a douche.
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
let this be a lesson to u.....next time just shit ur pants! lol
skyeyez9 25
taking a shit is not about being "proper or lady like." A toilet is for ******** and peeing in. Shit is not pleasant, it stinks but its the only way for your body to get rid of waste. Holding it in will cause health complications later on.
Kee_1992 0
its good to have land
MRSmiley_fml 0
you know the rules, and so does he.