Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
BongBlaster420 0
k guys who think girls don't poop are ******* retarded. seriously smarten the **** up. just cuz you like sticking it up the ass doesn't mean the laws of nature have changed
newyork786 0
He's lost it. if he still thinks only "men" do shit then he will be single forever! time to move on, he needa to get over himself because everyone *****!
wafflesaregood 1
How does he know you crapped? It must have stunk pretty bad in there...
anjyu22 0
Either this is fake or this dude's gonna be single for the rest of his life. Either way, you win.
oreocookii 0
did he think it's innapropriate that girls shit? because he's not gonna find a girl that doesn't any time soon.
kitzukitten715 0
@148 Unless she's hooked up to a machine...
Quest_ 13
YDI. That poop was not yours to steal.
gingersnapper 0
Love this!
SarahMarie83 0
Would he rather have had you do it in his bedroom? Next time use the closet.
_microwaveable_ 0
Well, that was probably just a lame excuse... OR He has never read "Every body poops." OR He assumed that when we eat, the food just dissolves into nothing-ness.
justJonny 0
just an FYI, most guys do not want to think of the girl they are currently dating taking a dump, on a date, no less. You don't need to cover it up, etc., etc., but that is our anti-fantasy, no matter what they internet may make you think. Shit be nasty.
GotWhateverItIs 0
Just an FYI, most girls do not want to think of the guy they are dating taking a dump either. We don't enjoy when you fart around us. We don't think it's funny when you have a loud or smelly burp. Because yes, "Shit be nasty."
uxmimi 0
idk, the internet leads me to believe that -some- guys, and probably girls, are into it. the thought makes me cringe, but I'm not going to judge what some people get off on.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
This is retarded. We don't shit roses and tulips. We shit the same as everyone else.