Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, we were having a little bonfire. At some point, while I was inside, my stupid roommate filled a beer can with lighter fluid and threw it in the fire, resulting in it spewing 5-foot flames, catching the pile of wood and the chair next to it on fire. FML
Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML
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Top comments
Mattsta123 5
Finally a good use for the bong water
ICastillo 25
Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.
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Comments (90)
Mattsta123 5
Finally a good use for the bong water
Dyer18 0
He's a very smart man. Note sarcasm. Is this really the man you want to possibly father your children?
hahauRrcool 0
You can also drink it, however the medicinal purposes are not as useful as it sounds.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah Dyer18, because everyone wants kids. Note sarcasm.
JustHello123 1
Wow I can see why you love him so much...
MizzErikaHart 8
Sounds like ops bf has good stoner reflexes. If your hair is on fire wouldnt you want him to get the nearest non combustible liquid.
j_cat187 20
#12 Bong water tastes like smelly green shit.
siranthony87 5
Tell me about it
K_kanaka 26
Well... Your not dead at least. I guess that's the good news.
imaginaryvoice 18
I'm sure if he didn't attempt to put it out with bong water we would be hearing the same FML with a different ending. "Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, he just sat there and looked at me after he did it. FML"
pinky78711 5
How dose she deserve this MAN some people on FML can be cruel
TheBonzaiGirl 0
I hate when this happens!
itsame0987 18
Sounds exactly like the scene from Dead Man on Campus
PandaPandamoneum 0
Aww... Now you dont get to make him drink it
TrollisMe 5
Stoner? Surprised he didn't just sit there, stare at the fire and say, "Duuuudeeee...."
Vociferouslife 4
Damn y'all musta been blowin some good stuff!
somerandomdude19 2
He's a keeper!
somerandomdude19 2
He's a keeper!
Alwayspullout 7
They both sound like winners...
Bobientje 3
If I had a nickle for every dumbass who posted that stupid comment, I'd be a ******* billionaire.
DogsPaw 16
If I had a nickel for everyone who commented on a comment I would be a bazillionare. 5¢ Please.
thisisafunnyname 12
If I had a nickel for everytime someone called me a dumbass, I'd have $12.48
yellowpoop123 1
dumbass.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
12.53*
jjohnson26559 1
Love hurts
olpally 33
Love burns...Your boyfriend is officially a dumbass op... :( fyl indeed
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Fire and bongs... I wouldn't say that OP's boyfriend is dumbass, but would assume he was stoned out of his mind. At least he did something.
DollyDope 17
And stinks
melikesfml 11
Only in canada?
RavenRiley007 4
Oh my! A human hooka!
martinv19 6
At least you can put some new water in your bong!
xcarxcrashx 9
Whoop whoop! Thank god her hair was set on fire or we could never change the bog water.
j_cat187 20
Or add ice for smother hits.
ICastillo 25
Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.
TheCowCollector 2
Accidents never happen, and they are never ever tolerated...
KiwiKitten 2
Well isn't he just a sweetheart ;)
wastingtimeonFML 7
Well, at least he tried...
alvarny 17
Can't complain that he never notices your hair now
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Did you do something with your hair?" "YOU SET IT ON FIRE, BASTARD!" "No wonder it smells good!"
smydiwannafthata 5
What? Bong water cannot put off fire? Why did he set your hair on fire? To light a joint?
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I'd assume it was to light the bong. Maybe her hair was dangling down or something
awoodenspoon 0
What do you mean bong water can't put out fire? Bong water is just normal water with weed resin in it if it's been used. It can put a fire out.
jizzwold 21
145 I'm stealing your picture. Just thought I'd let you know.