Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allen20 0
Did you eat beans??
BritishHobo 0
Right? How the hell do these morons featured on FML even get girlfriends? It's ******* insane...
meatkilla73 0
I never let me girlfriend take a dump at my place. She withers holds it or goes home. That's the rules.
Youadoreme69 4
you're an ass
Cinn_fml 23
@meatkilla73 I really hope you're joking - because that's just stupid. @OP that sucks, but really, you're better off without that guy - seems like he doesn't realise that girls are actual people.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
just don't talk. ever. your stupid
ajohnson2318 0
you're*
treesdevin 0
hahah that's funny as shit lmao
greeneyedgoalie7 0
thanks for the grammar check ass
ILIEKGIRLS 5
So #15, which trailer park are you from?
sublime93 0
lol "she withers"
QWERTYCommander 5
What an asshole. Also, "me boyfriend"? What are you, a pirate?
MissyWissyKach 0
haha thats what i thought
scorpio82 0
He doesn't have to worry about that... a loser like him will NEVER get married.
Rota 0
You say that like it's a bad thing. One ****** for the rest of your life? Boring.
cinnaluna 0
Some British people talk that way...
rawrimamuffin 0
or austrailian? I like the pirate idea better though. haha
BangOut 2
WOMEN DO NOT POOP! TRUE STORY
spazztcat16 0
really becuz am a woman and I just took a shit
The_F3rris 11
Arg! Fire on the poop deck!
skyeyez9 25
Did you clog his toilet and leave it a mess? Or left massive skid marks, or my worst peeve: stray pubes on the toilet rim....ugggg. If so, then YDI. But otherwise your bf was an immature little ass. Everybody *****.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Even so, she couldn't really help it if she had to go, she might have asked for help and he could have dumped her then, we don't know
Sun_Kissed18 25
ok comments are being weird today
big_max 0
That's just the lamest excuse i've ever heard! He probably just didn't want to hurt your feelings by saying either you're too ugly or just bad in bed...
Twon4 2
You should have shit in his sink.
seeimdee 0
I don't think dumping you was right. But it's ackward. ******** in your boyfriends house is like sucking dick infront of your mom.
Youadoreme69 4
How is ******** at your boyfriends house like sucking dick in front of your mom? When you got to go ou got to go. I go at my boyfriends house all the time.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
Exactly what in bloody hell was she thinking?I'd much rather take a shit at my bfs house. and how exactly is sucking a dick in front of my mum equivalent to that?!
ilovenina 0
lmfao
sulitak 27
1. awkward. 2. so are boy's allowed to shit at their gf's house? and what about when they live together?
xKIMMYx 0
i agree twon4!!
Vedder 0
Sounds like someone needs a copy of "Everybody Poops".
suzzierose 0
^this
boog_fml 7
Agreed. You win.
alexandraa_fml 0
Or, if he's a catholic he could get, "You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you."
Starfire22 5
Haha, famly guy referance FTW!!
The_Norwegian 2
Stop spreading the lies!!
rawrimamuffin 0
ahhh! family guy is amazing ! I was searching. for someone to say that
ScaryyMary 14
Edward Cullen doesn't poop, that book is invalid!
MadPercussion 0
Edward Fuckface can suck a dick! :D