Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
R3kli3 10
he's so ******* retarded
perdix 31
He figured out that you were really a dude, since it is a well-known scientific fact that girls don't poop. Sorry, man, about your loss of an unwitting gay lover.
demoon_fml 7
perdix you are my no.1 hero of fml
ScaryyMary 14
Of course girls poop, silly! We poop butterflies and rainbows! You mean the same thing doesn't apply to gays?
FMLady 0
Its actually pretty funny how some guys believe that girls don't poop or fart :P And kinda dumb..
Disco_fml 0
fake. women's turds smell like unicorns and rainbows
skyeyez9 25
Take comfort that you are better off. Your ex is a loser and will stay single forever. He is in for a shock to realize that girls have to poop once or twice a day! Oh the horror.
Stumblebum30 5
what is he 5?
fat_snooki_lol 6
Seriously? what a douche.
lynsieloowho 0
lol what a tard. find a bf who doesn't care and who isn't 12. girls poop. now with my bf I just don't fart in front of him but everyone poops.. not like you can hold it all the time.
MightyRavendark 0
Today, while on a date with "me" boyfriend....are you a pirate or something? Arrrrrgh.
bjcarson 0
everyone knows that girls bumholes get stitched up once they are born fact.