Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Top comments
24788 7
This one can be taken two ways. 1. He's a cheater 2. Something bad happened in his friends life Hard to know everything
derekjeter92 0
calm down #6.... wow
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Comments (32)
blueangels7901 0
Geez, Number 5, are you truly that naive? Yes, COMPLETE idiots exist in male form, it's the Y chromosome doing the thinking. I certainly hope Wolf dumped that loser. Sometimes a person is better off single than in a relationship with a half-wit.
CrazyDutch 0
stop stereotyping men not all men are like that
Obediah14 13
I'm just wondering if that "Y-Chromosone"'s friend is ANOTHER Y-Chromosone. That would be awkward.
minesbiggerr 25
I'm just wondering how 2 is replying to 5
bitca 0
Gen?
karina_fml 0
WOW!!! You should break-up wit him...then beat the SHIT outta that "friend" of his...honestly if he thinks your not good enough y the **** is he with you...Hes a prick and doesn't deserve you ( in my opinion)
ChristineAnn58 8
Couldn't have said it better myself
sevazilla 21
Really? What if it was actually his friends? Ever thought of that?
derekjeter92 0
calm down #6.... wow
24788 7
This one can be taken two ways. 1. He's a cheater 2. Something bad happened in his friends life Hard to know everything
Atomic_Ninja 0
It could go a 4rd way... one of my friends say that he loces them when ever leaving. even strangers...
Superstitious 6
...4rd?
radiocaf 29
Exactly what I was going to say, his friend could be in hospital or going through a bad time.
ColdChoas 4
What if he just got reminded of something that happened to him and one of his friends? Does he have to only ever think about you because you're a selfish prick? Here's an idea: The world doesn't revolve around you. GSAD.
ChristineAnn58 8
Stfu you ignorant twat.
that_suuuucks 0
i could believe it. my guy friends say shit like that to each other, (as in, to my other guy friends) all the damn time, to be funny. then we all have a good laugh and it's done. don't assume the wrost; assuming makes an ass out of you.
darkstar310 0
You shouldjust text me LOL.
CJGannon 0
Haha, dump him
kingkash 0
hahahahha that's just bad timing...