Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Top comments
xundria 5
....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.
allie2590 31
You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.
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Comments (201)
polarbare 0
Wait... did you say while on your date you took a dump at his house? seriously you deserve it if you think a date is being at his house.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
You see, ladies? This is what happens when you insist on denying that you have to take dumps just like the rest of us. Eventually there'll be a guy dumb enough to actually believe it.
Lightslei 0
Thank you for restoring my lack of faith in the human species.
Marv88 0
At first I read that as "human feces." BAHAHAHAHAHA.
lilalfredo 0
It's really not lady-like to call it "a dump"
uxmimi 0
is "taking the browns to the superbowl" better?
taechanisapony 4
Yes. Yes it is.
Haitch 0
Well, if you ever get back together, now you know to find a more 'appropriate' place. Like his pillow.
dwbb96 0
lol
flbeat 0
there is a cool book called "everybody poops" buy it and give it to that guy.
oNikkio 0
Ohh boo hoo my girlfriend pooped!!
erowlyn 0
wow that's extreme lol personally I would waited until I got home especially if it was early in the relationship
WordsOfHope 0
My girlfriend pooped once. I had to punch her in the face. She then fell asleep and is still qsleep in my closet. Idk y shes been sleeping for almost 3 years now.
The_Norwegian 2
That should teach her..