Anonymous
Today, I put a magnet on my brand new car. I got rear-ended by someone who was trying to read it. FML
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Top comments
totallynotemily 25
I really hope that magnet said "If you can read this than you're too close" or something like that
Tarlachia 33
I can't be the only one who thought you had a giant magnet that pulled another car into yours.
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Comments (12)
totallynotemily 25
I really hope that magnet said "If you can read this than you're too close" or something like that
Lalala579121 28
I hope it didn't say that. Then it'd be even more of an FML for OP getting a bumper sticker with bad grammar.
Tarlachia 33
I can't be the only one who thought you had a giant magnet that pulled another car into yours.
Lobby_Bee 18
As a automobile enthusiast, this breaks my heart. RIP brand new car.
jediloader 12
Did they have a magnetic personality?
Venke-Lill Nygård 8
" If you can read this, you're too close"
RichardPencil 32
It’s not just an opinion that magnets are attractive — it’s science!
neuronerd 29
Except, since the attractive side was already attached to OP's car, the side facing the other car should have repulsed it. Yeah, I live that too literal, joke ruiner life.
RichardPencil 32
Magnets only repel other magnets, but they always attract other ferromagnetic materials (iron, cobalt, nickel). Joke saved!!!
neuronerd 29
Touché
RichardPencil 32
No problem. This comment wasn’t gaining the wide public accolades as my exquisite “pooperoni.”
Clarence Gilbert 7
logically i cant see how this could happand.