Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML
Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML
Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML
Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML
Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
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brainonska08 0
that ones going in the family photo album. :)
fuzzyporcupine 0
haha I would have too :D
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lickmyjock 0
sexy, if female.
PizzaGuy11 0
i would prob do that too lol
FMLRevoluSean 0
Who wouldn't take a pic that's funny not fml
Gfrigo 1
lol owned by ur family.
roxxy_surf 0
how's it sexy she was tied up by her siblings?
luvpav 0
what does he mean by it's female?
Neon_Radikal 0
Plus I doubt it was a girl. Their FML username is "kingwalrus" I don't know about you, but I don't know many female kings...
nyrangers1022 6
that is funny, learn to suck that up and laugh about it when ur older
seanders 10
Be glad it was your dad that found you in a helpless state.
7mood75 7
I would do the same.
Krajjan 9
Do what I do and carry a pocket knife. They sure come in handy in times like those. P.S. Put a bloody shirt on, 18. Your droop is scaring the children.
Krajjan 9
And your spray tan, extreme redundancy in makeup application, horrendously colored hair... just sayin'.
autumn16 0
dad= win! (:
yelwarc 0
she's fuckable bro hop off
Nylecroc 0
Kodak moment! You should chew it over with a Twix.
monsterDONG 6
for real tho im with #33
LoneliestxHobo 0
#23 haha yeah good thing it wasn't your friendly neighbourhood rapist
roxxy_surf 0
um okay for one, I didn't have a spray tan and also who cares if I like makeup and colour my hair? I can do what I like and i like it and others do to so I'm not changing it for a few people on some site(:
romskiies 0
haha trash talk coming from people without pics?? o.O
roxxy_surf 0
thanks 43 I think?
nyrangers1022 6
i certainly wouldnt kick roxy outa bed for eatin crackers
j3nnif3r_09 0
#18 if it's girls saying that- they are hating bc your sexy and the arent. if it's guys saying that- it's bc they want to **** a girl like you. I know bc I have tons of haters too ;D OP sorry but that's an awesome prank :P
romskiies 0
jus sayin' lol people used to give me shit cus of <----- but eh idc lol your welcome 44
roxxy_surf 0
thanks 46&49 (: (;
LoneliestxHobo 0
hey I don't mind 44s pic, just don't look at it if ur gay because you may turn straight
roxxy_surf 0
+ 50 :)
roxxy_surf 0
um 52 I'm not gay :s I have a boyfriend and a 3year old daughter.
HeroOfMi 0
all of you stfu about people's pics. you're opinions aren't important enough to change anybody, you just look like assholes...anyway...OP..stop bitching...u know what's gonna happen years from now when u look at that pic? ur gonna laugh..It was a silly moment and ur dad wanted to remember it, you'll live..and as for your siblings, I'm sure you've done stuff to them too.
roxxy_surf 0
my baddd i read it wrong!!! I thought you said dotn look at it, she's gay. sorry :) thankyou :D
romskiies 0
lmao like that one guys bitching, & complaining will stop people from complenting/ talking about others pic's lmao
Clare420 0
18 looks like a drag queen. LOL
MrHankey0123 0
uuuu molester ur like 50^^^^^
MrHankey0123 0
I mean 1
authorkid 2
12- LMAO
Samantha_baby 0
42- right, like they can't even say anything..
Oreogasm 5
pretty sure anyone who uploads a pic like that is just begging for attention and compliments. you're going to get + and -s but you shouldn't be whining and offended when someone has something to say.
happyhak 5
roxxy, I just remembered you were the one who asked people if you were "hot" on another FML. Instead of getting compliments, you got a lot of answers signifying you were not "hot" but someone else was much more "hot" than you instead. I agree with those people when they said you were not hot, and I agree with #28 when he told you to put on a shirt. You scare people with that picture.
v1rulent 0
lol xD
MeLlamoMaddie 0
I've been duct taped before and my friends just left. oh I also fell down stairs with it
AquaSky 1
Agreed. Show some class.
Ohxitsxdani 0
Hahah I wouldve done the same.(x
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
79 is right. Anyone who posts a pic should be prepared for feedback, good or bad. And pics like roxxy's are practically begging for whatever comments they can get. In the spirit of the above, I'd just like to say: 27, I'm not going to sleep peacefully for a week D:
kyleinsane 0
shit 92... nice rack
tehamericanboy94 0
Dad: Oh this is sooooooo going on facebook.
wiggz1990 0
cool dad, I woulda done the same thing
teresa_009 0
you should wait till it all dies down, then when they're all not expecting it smash their camera up then tape it back together with duct tape. then tape it to his car. also if they developed the photo or printed it off print it bigger and stick it on the front of the house and write something like, 'is this what I mean to you?' I'm sure the neighbours would have something to say. maybe the last part is over the top though, as police could get involved and your family could get done got child abuse. just threaten them with that :')
teresa_009 0
also 18, you have a boyfriend and a kid and you still have photos of you up looking like that? wow. if I was a lad I certainly wouldn't want to be your boyfriend.
ore5150 1
95, luv the firefox shirt LOL
priscilla_28 5
hmmm you must be a very annoying person. sounds like my older guy cousins... good times good times :|
skelator 3
omg almost exact same thing happened to me... only my dad was home and he actually helped my sis...
swhockey02 0
I have done this to someone before, my friend and I duct taped his sister to a door then went outside and played lax for an hour before we helped her
dangkoopa 0
hahaha defense fail
roxxy_surf 0
haha shame.
fuzzyporcupine 0
haha I would have too :D
stopreadingmynam 0
definitely! *virtual high five*
QuantumLegend 0
yea, I mean realistically speaking, how could one let such an oppurtuniy pass them by?
ndiesal 0
Oh he just had a little laugh at your expense. We've all been there.
brainonska08 0
that ones going in the family photo album. :)
amandalovee 0
LOL.
miss_la_rue 6
Hahahaha... I'm pretty sure this has either happened to me, or was done to one of my siblings. Just have fun with it.
Rowdey 10
How the hell do you forget who it was?
OMGJASMiNE 0
my friends did that to me>:| not funn(x hehe but funny as fuckk(:
DomoCullen 0
ha
GoPlayInTraffic 2
Your dad knows how to handle his biz. When a photo opp presents itself, take the photo. Seeing as you could post an fml, I'd assume you're "untied", meaning, game well played by your dad, and case closed