Username
United States
Heated debate
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
JJ
Irwin, United States
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
ThinZ
United States
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bit of a sore loser
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
fail
Canada
Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Anonymous
Riverside, United States
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Eganstein
Denver, United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Vampire Teabag
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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ALbraves 0
apparently my games aren't as intense as yours
Spade606 6
You two must have a strong relationship
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Comments (178)
VeraJK 16
The game must've been pretty intense!
iBhope 7
Keyword "almost" you didn't which is good :)
omgcookeys 15
That game is intense! It's some serious shit, man.
ADayToPierceTheV 0
Women are like Yahtzee's, 'cause I rarely get them...
Nekro_kat 1
f they divorce over yatzee then they'll kill each other over monopoly!
kenziem18 0
you two probably shouldn't play anymore games..
TheNewGuy03 29
OP: "Stop playing games with me!" Wife: *smack* OP: "No, I mean *those* games!!! Jeeeez!"
xlorawrz 9
D'aww, the strength of your marriage inspires me.
woopdattrick 5
Real mature move there.
gmc_blossom 21
That's nice. Were you playing UNO when you proposed? Did you have a rousing game of Sorry! on your wedding day? Play a little Monopoly on your honeymoon, perhaps?
mrahhhhh 21
OP, don't play ever Mario Party with your wife. If it can make my friends and I get into arguments, then you'll ******* kill each other.