Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
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DLBL 23
Jeez! I'm sorry your husband is a 2 year-old. Yeah, divorce is called for if he destroys the house.
Hangryko 32
Take photos of everything. Get a restraining order. Sue him for property damages and emotional distress. Press charges too, but from a safe place.
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DLBL 23
Jeez! I'm sorry your husband is a 2 year-old. Yeah, divorce is called for if he destroys the house.
Hangryko 32
Take photos of everything. Get a restraining order. Sue him for property damages and emotional distress. Press charges too, but from a safe place.
BurnInDemonFire 39
******* run now and ******* run far.