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Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
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Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
JJ
Irwin, United States
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
ThinZ
United States
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bit of a sore loser
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
fail
Canada
Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Anonymous
Riverside, United States
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Eganstein
Denver, United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Vampire Teabag
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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ALbraves 0
apparently my games aren't as intense as yours
Spade606 6
You two must have a strong relationship
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Comments (178)
ALbraves 0
apparently my games aren't as intense as yours
AaronTkr 0
YATZEE!
chuckychan 8
You must be ******* boss at that game. Marry someone up to par. I gotta see this.
damadrappa 4
How is it even possible, signal ur marriage is a sham
HowAreYouToday 34
At least you didn't get married over yatzee. That would have been worse... "oh honey! You are so good at yatzee! The way you throw dice is sooo sexy!"
Iamnotmyself 17
I only hope for the sake of humanity you two were drunk or high. Otherwise don't "breed" hatred in this world.
slitherbomb 0
It's just an excuse. He's wanted to leave her ass for a while now, because he prefers the game 'Clue'.
katt_is_here 24
Meh, it probably wasn't even about the game. The game was a catalyst for a growing problem. Seek help now, OP.
latinking13 8
I bet his wife is looking for any excuse to leave him
sephoraprincess 7
hahahaha! when my sisters & I used to play barbies together, there would be total chaos. World War III happened at my house!
enonymous 9
I played Operation with my wife. Sold her kidneys and liver on the black market. Rest of her I fed to my hungry hungry hippos. At least it didn't end up in divorce.
gymnstemily92 0
Mine either.
DynamicDave 11
I told my wife I was Sorry for causing so much Trouble but all she would do was tell me to get a Life. I decided I would Go Fish to give her some time to cool off, but even that didn't work. The Frustration just kept on building and she even got mad at me when she stepped on a Mouse Trap I had set up. Guess Who left me for another man? I suppose I didn't have a Monopoly on her love like I thought...
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Damn, Mouse Trap. That shit took more time to set up than to play the game.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Nice one there, 94.
JumboSquidster 0
Umm ow. But ok
krazy_glu3 0
Could've sworn it was spelled Yahtzee..... That game never ended well at my house. Someone always got pissed and walked away,
Zambaku 9
If you guys played Call of Duty together, You'd order hits on each other.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
114, you're right. it is spelled Yahtzee
rallets 23
the german version is called Nahtzee
Tristan6502 0
Wanna hear a joke Justin Bieber
GuessWhatKids 13
Does OP live in South Park?
ColleenMcDonnell 0
I love you.
kings1fan 6
Must have been an intense game!
itsgen 16
or a weak marriage
Gourmet_Taco 0
weak marriage is an understatement lol
SirObvious 1
Now youll get a divorce over an FML
Spade606 6
You two must have a strong relationship
heartbrakej 0
if you two were about to get a divorce over yahtzee, then you really need a divorce.
22cute 17
No, you really need to BACK DOWN! It takes two people to have an argument. You need to stop trying to win petty little battles that don't matter.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Yatzee!!!
Bobby64 29
#70, maybe they could try marriage counseling first? You know, rather than just give up like most people do nowadays?
hellokat1 0
You definitely don't want to play monopoly with her. I've been in so many arguments playing that game.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Haven't we all. After half an hour, monopoly sucks.
tylersign 11
Or Call of Duty...
Turtle_Man 21
About who gets the car/:
midnightsky1 3
Wow...
purpleamandapand 6
excuse me, I believe it's spelled Yahtzee.
x3herox3 0
I just about got a divorce with my wife over Uno. My kids went to get a camera to film it too.
Enslaved 38
I played UNO with a Mexican once. He kept all the Green Cards.
StopDropNRoll 11
Link?
Quidikic 9
Why do people have to lie? Hmm #6 why do people have to lie? Dick.
Jacobt24 19
You sound like people who comment on FML . . .
kelsey_katie 17
That doesn't even make sense..? Or is it just me..?
Jacobt24 19
OP (you) and his wife sound like all the people who comment "DUMP HIM" on here (FML) for the the dumbest reasons.
Jacobt24 19
Did that clear up my comment? It made sense to me but it could just be because I knew what I was thinking
kelsey_katie 17
Yes! Haha, it's like 2am here, and I'm a little out of it! Thanks for clarifying(:
Jacobt24 19
Yeah same time here. I should've made it more obvious the 1st time
Soloman212 28
Sorry for thumbing down your first comment; I'm on iOs, and so I just saw the comment alone and thought it was dumb, but after reading the explanation I liked it, but I can't change thumbs. So I thumbed up your other comments, if it makes you feel any better.
Jacobt24 19
Haha that's ok man. If you didn't know what I was thinking it does look dumb. I've realized that quite a bit of my comments are like that
kelsey_katie 17
Don't worry about it(: posting comments and reading comments at 2am, can get difficult! Haha
AlwaySunny 0
next time, play go fish instead, oh wait no your not ready for that step in your relationship
sarahmcgeee 5
maybe that's a sign?
aFatFuck 0
Ya know what they say. "Monopoly and Yatzee account for 90% of all divorces" - FOX news
DontModMeDammit 10
The only good news stations is that of The Colbert Report, and The Daily Show. All others just blow.
daydreamer244 13
ur a dumbass
TheRealHouse 7
I think that was the point of this comment. Or maybe I'm just giving them too much credit