bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Aaron
Second Life
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
I_dislike_Twilight
United States
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
JJ
Irwin, United States
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Anonymous
Warsaw, Poland
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
ThinZ
United States
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Perry Winkle
United States
Forever alone
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
I married a child
Gamer boy
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
rani
Oslo, Norway
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Top comments
Krirn 21
You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.
FruityLoooons 8
What video game is it?
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FruityLoooons 8
What video game is it?
RochelleRedvines 8
Gotta love sims!
brianjman14 23
I'm thinking it's Skyrim.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
**** yeah. They cook you stat-boosting meals AND share their shop's earnings with you.
EvilPotato 15
Maybe WoW.
tanay97 8
Was it fable 3?
taran6 3
Its definitely halo!!!
Stealth_Void 4
I'm gonna say TF2. I bet she gave OP the new ingame wedding ring
MineIsBigger 5
its gotta be black ops. teabag!
Jonkbaby 23
Army of Two
RaggleFrock 13
My fable husband gave me multiple std's and 3 kids but he looks after them when I'm gone for weeks on end, searching the desert for flowers and stuff.
Pelreskovich 11
It's World of Warcraft! Azerothian diamond ring sealed the deal!
Jonkbaby 23
45- lmfao
j_cat187 20
GTA
sweetpea5196 4
Red vines! What the hell can't they do?
vampiresam9097 5
A very potter sequel!! I luv u now!!
sweetdreams20 0
Skyrim
wugui 1
It's Maple Story...
KTC30 0
"Hello my love!"
KTC30 0
"Hello my love! Back from some adventure I bet!"
Pinkanani 12
Hahaha
TheTinyDuckling 4
So was i
BloodMonger13 9
sims 3 is the only game I know that you can do that
TH_Insomniak 15
You don't play many games then, 118
Pentium_4 27
world of warcraft? heard of marriages on that damn game. Diablo 2 LOD is much better!
marpay 11
The only weddings on WoW are between the npc's. I've never heard nor seen two players get "married".
dustyb555 1
D2 is the best at this. Too bad most are guys pretending to be girls. Lol
Pelreskovich 11
"Damn game"? What are you trying to say? -.-
ihasbrains 10
Haven't you seen Serenity Now interrupting a funeral on WoW? It's ******* hilarious (and bad). Trust me, people do crazy shit on that game.
Pentium_4 27
sorry 49 haha. never understood all the hype of WoW
miSsFlien 15
Best game for pixel love and pixel marriage, my loves, is Maplestory.
Krirn 21
You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.
ryanisexy 5
Go roleplay and get some action. In the real world.
Savra_fml 17
Is the contradiction in your comment intentional?
docscientist 10
Are you saying you've never role-played with your other before and during sex?
DjeePee 25
A typical FYL-YDI FML. **** your life because your wife doesn't give you enough affection and you deserve it for letting it come this far. If talking and trying-to-make-it-better didn't work, you could always left her if it bothers you that much.
KeyboardWarrior 10
I can't stand your comments. They are always so ignorant, biased, and uninformed. You don't even know the situation yet he "deserves it for letting it come this far."? Just thought I'd share.
missamerica95 0
Seriously every time I see her picture I just don't even read the comments anymore, they are obnoxious.
SaturnV 25
If his wife has NEVER shown him as much affection as stated in the FML, it is a fair assumption that he knew she was unaffectionate and chose to marry her anyway. That being said, he is at least partially responsible for his own discontent with his marriage. Even if there are some extenuating circumstances that are preventing him from communicating his unhappiness to his wife and improving his marriage, his situation is still a direct result of a personal choice he made and thus, some might argue that this FML is at least partially a YDI.
thisiscat 14
Best way to deal with trolls: ignore them
DjeePee 25
Wanna know what I can't stand? People who only comment things like '**** your life', 'I feel sorry for you', 'omg happened to me once!', 'you friggin' deserve it, douchebag!' on FML. I want discussion. You can only create discussion here if you make assumptions - I prefer the realistic kind. If OP is unhappy with his situation, he shouldn't be complaining about it on FML and let it continue, no, he should do something. I feel absolutely no compassion for all the OP's who post here that they are so unhappy with their job/partner/sex life/... and do nothing about it. There are solutions for every problem, from talking to more dramatic, live changing ones. If you don't want to take a (drastic) solution, fine, but quit complaining on the internetz.
evilscorpi 29
Just shut the **** up! your bitching is a waste of comments
Gregsgirl4ever 0
You're such a troll. Is that why you wear that stupid mask? If you don't like the fml then don't read it. Problem solved. Idiot.
missamerica95 0
The only problem is that since this is FML you have absolutely NO IDEA if they are doing something about their problems, do you???
melij99 5
Don't blow it with your virtual wife too, dummy.
Marcelb 17
If only she blew it in real life, he wouldn't have had to write the FML in the first place. ;)
marinus_fml 20
Because in the video game she doesn't have to fake an ******. Much easier.
4bidden 0
Haha do you know that from experience?
br0ccoli 15
Marinus - Wow u are sexy.
ScarletBloom 14
The sims game?
bettyc4 26
FOR BETTER OR WORSE
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
My thoughts directly went to Skyrim.
Jonkbaby 23
I did too, til I took an arrow to the knee
Jonkbaby 23
I did too. then I took an arrow to the knob
GP14brBaller 5
As did I. But then I took an adventurer to the face.
PoeSlayer 0
Camilla only thanks me for returning her golden claw :/
alstbv12 13
Muiri only thanks me for solving her...problem.
ThatGenericGuy 6
If you wanna get married, you need the amulet of Mara. I chose Ysolda to marry :)
rast262 5
Me too. But then I took an arrow in the knee.
jackdup6 3
Back from some adventure i bet?
Mister_Triangle 21
She's sworn to carry your burdens