Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
DaBayst 15
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.
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Comments (118)
brunettesara5722 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you should let her win at least once
Retaheki 27
#1, If you've heard stories like this before, you'd know she'd probably accuse OP of doing that. It's a classic, really.
silmisstar 23
"Did you let me win!? Do you think I'm stupid or something!?!" There's no winning this one.
Welshite 40
She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
devildog562 33
If they play uno and monopoly they mutually hate each other by the night.
Retaheki 27
Bonus FML points for reference. At least she didn't have a fit!
musoboy 22
#14: Monopoly I get. But why should Uno have that effect? I've never experienced that.
Retaheki 27
3 words; Draw Four Card.
False_Stupidity 42
Right, because that makes perfect sense, to someone, somewhere, maybe. Or just no.
Soviet_American 29
Trivia crack; the new relationship destroyer.
incoherentrmblr 22
And I thought words with friends was bad...
HyunnK 18
WWF is so bad... People cheat on that game left and right.
mikepzz 27
I don't think you need that insecurity in your life, good luck sir!
DaBayst 15
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.
MrSassypants 34
That's why there is red houses and red cards in those games. They're painted with the blood of the unfortunate winners.
Nymeria_fml 25
I can see the girlfriend throwing a fit whenever OP buys a hotel - "IS THAT WHERE YOU TAKE YOUR CHEAP ****** TO?"
MrSassypants 34
"THEIR NAMES ARE JOAN AND MARTHA!"
Retaheki 27
-Lands on Luxury Tax- "HA, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING ALL THAT JEWELRY FOR YOUR CHEAP BITCHES!"
Nymeria_fml 25
If OP lands on the GO TO JAIL space, it will be because of solicitation.
JustinJK 21
Or building ikea furniture :0
RMLrapemylife 14
dodged a bullet there mate
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
Maybe it's time to forfeit the relationship. I'll see myself out.
ELoni_fml 25
Bitches be crazy
sweetbliss3 37
bitches be trippin. close, though.
idkimhayden 8
Dodged a bullet there
feven 32
What's next? You eat cereal? You're probably a cereal killer.