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Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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ALbraves 0
apparently my games aren't as intense as yours
Spade606 6
You two must have a strong relationship
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Comments (178)
NashyzzleTheN 10
Just think about the positives. Sex will for sure fix that problem up:)
lbcurtis 1
my parents play yatzee all the time.... it's a sign!!!
Munchkin13 6
Omg I love your picture :)
haiu2323 10
It's ironic how board games can be counter-productive huh? instead of entertainment, they invoke hatred...
MEM0817 18
I know the feeling... My Dad wanted to fly back home a day early from visiting me out of state over a game of Monopoly. When it comes to being competitive, only let it come out with your boys. Let the wife win. Happy Wife-Happy Life!
ayaram 0
Don't you mean yahtzee..
Amrel 10
So it was a draw?
LizzJizz 16
Lol...yep, usually how it goes...family games bring out the worst in people
swtcogrl 0
Omg that's my hb n me
deadeyedex 6
Every time I hear yatzee I always think nazi
sakforduc 0
u mean you didn't let her win?