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United States
Heated debate
Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
JJ
Irwin, United States
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
ThinZ
United States
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bit of a sore loser
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
fail
Canada
Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML
Anonymous
Blacktown, Australia
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Anonymous
Riverside, United States
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Eganstein
Denver, United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Vampire Teabag
El Paso, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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ALbraves 0
apparently my games aren't as intense as yours
Spade606 6
You two must have a strong relationship
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Comments (178)
jedielf 23
I don't want to know what would happen with Mario Kart and a blue shell ...
brandon_marsh 4
Absolutely a stupid comment.
ryanst 7
Yeah, your comment is pretty stupid 63..
Jacobt24 19
No it wasn't. It sucks when you're in 1st and get hit with a blue shell from some loser in the back and lose because of it.
ReynshineCutting 10
Ya my fiancé have had a fight or two over Mario Kart. Or the Super Mario Wii when I'd keep throwing him off cliffs lol.
TheNewGuy03 29
Yep, it's an absolutely thrilling experience when you're approximately 2 seconds in front of everyone, coasting high on the crest of impending victory, when, all of a sudden, you get blue shelled and/or lightning bolted over a cliff and subsequently get loser-clusterfucked into last place. Motherfuckass.
SeedlessMe 13
Hahaa, Newguy- that was right on! I love Mariokart, but hate it at the same time! I now get angry when I see bananas laying around.... Hah!
TheNewGuy03 29
146 -- yeah, I think of everything in Mario Kart terms nowadays. If I casually traipse into an alley and notice a banana peel chillin' on the ground, yep, it's a no-go. If I pass a pet shop and see some turtles, oh yeah, it's suicide!
socalsky 0
My favorite game !! :)
ElainaCutsYou 0
"I just remember we playing a fun family game when... YAHTZEE!!"
birdfreak 24
I know people who broke up over an argument about water =p I hope you don't get divorced
ElainaCutsYou 0
Same here bro.
Nudi_fml 13
Depends.. Yahtzee is trademarked by Hasbro. If they were playing "yahtzee" from another firm, it might aswell be called Yatzee. (Stumbled upon this info as I was downloading a yahtzee app the other day)
birdfreak 24
19: its so stupid how people will throw away something good for something so stupid!! 24: what do you mean depends?? I don't get it...
Stylin_Since_97 10
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AHHHHHH THIS GAME IS NOT MY GENERATION!!!!!!! I FEEL BOTH ASHAMED AND AGED JUST READING THIS FML.
Jacobt24 19
Yahtzee has no limitations
dreamering 16
You can play with Barbie. I'm sure she will love you screaming.
Theguy614 0
what are you like a hundred?!
Stylin_Since_97 10
Yahtzee is from the fifties bro. I didn't know what it was so I looked it up.
davie101 0
That there Yatzee is the devil's game. Yatzee what I'm saying?
Nevitt 9
yatzee is srs bsnss
Soloman212 28
So is spelling, apparently.
TheNewGuy03 29
Did I not get the memo? It's No-Vowel Day already? Get out!
skyttlz 32
Sounds like a hardcore game!
auzy51 3
you spelt yahtzee wrong
hidingmaster 2
You grammered wrong.
junz_fml 0
Childish much.