Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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Top comments
Nutty4Muffs 3
He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.
tomtato 10
Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?
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Comments (85)
Nutty4Muffs 3
He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.
NuTrees 9
Op houseguest just wanted to make sure no one else got in
gamercanadian 11
I don't think you can lock the door without the key bro. Just saying.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
He could have locked it on his way out, bro.
aaahhhfire21 0
Hey atleast u dont have to break into ur own house and u can claim insurance
nadnerbz 6
Damn burglars, always being so disrespectful
ashleyswaggx3 0
OMG i hopee everything thing is alritee.????
mannykatany 9
What?
MitChell127 5
1-OP never said he didn't lock his door.
kelissa_fml 16
-.- it said he didn't need the key. I'm guessing that means yes, the burgler left his house unlocked on the way out 75.
SupaJ0E_fml 0
Yeah you can #5, you just lock it then shut it. That simple "bro"
SupaJ0E_fml 0
40*
tyler8775 4
Move out of the ghetto bro!
K_kanaka 26
It had to be in New Jersey.
kittenvks 11
Yes because people only get their houses broken into in the ghetto
berichsoon 11
Theres nothing to steal in the ghetto, but the stolen goods are sold there
Pentium_4 27
i don't live in the ghetto and some motherfuckers broke into my truck to steal cologne and a pile of penny's. desperate times i guess...
hellbilly205 17
2, and 5 you're both stupid if you think that break in's just happen in certain spots, it happens everywhere...
tyler8775 4
It was a joke dude. Chill.
SkoomaKi 28
Well at least you got into your house, maybe buy a fierce dog to protect from burglars?
SkoomaKi 28
I just woke up, it's six in the morning, I'm sorry for my bad comment.....
boofgall 16
That's no excuse!
vocaloidtiger 12
#23 / #3 - Replying to your own comment. Fry : Can't tell if 'Like A Boss' or 'Forever Alone
ladyLALAA 29
I think 3 made a good point about getting a guard dog, it couldn't hurt. Sounds like you need some added security, spending the money on alarms etc would be a good idea.
rubberduckie94 13
My dog, bless his heart, should have been named courage. He would run and hide if somebody broke in my house.
sanddollar88 0
I unliked you half because of your profile pic
jpoblak 3
The least you can do is be optimistic, right?
AugustBurnsToast 14
That seems to be what they've done already lol :)
thejewishfuhrer 17
Every dark cloud has a silver lining! Who needs silly old keys anyway?
NoisyNykkii 10
Did you remember to knock first?
yahoowizard 16
It's etiquette 101 when it comes to people who break into your house
NoisyNykkii 10
People don't understand sarcasm these days *sigh*.
tomtato 10
Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?
annihil8or 15
No, but it could been the easter bunny goin after the cadbury eggs
babydiamond_fml 9
Call 911
hellbilly205 17
Gee you think he did'nt do that already...
llamafish 25
Somebody call 911 Shawty fire burning on the dance floor - whoa!
skoob1 12
"oh my god! My house just got broken into- quick! Lemme put this on fml!
TrippingOnAcid 29
Aw poor dude
KM96 24
That is so horrible - sorry for you OP.
TrentF13 12
Quick question... Did you ever find your key?