Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
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Top comments
bcubed 0
YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...
fullyhalfempty 0
I guess he didn't do you for free.
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Comments (90)
supmofukka 0
hahahaha!!!! ....he wanted somethin decent after the whole tryin to get it in for the first time deal. do u remember him?
Rachaelzoey 0
hahahahahahaha that's funny!!
trizzieb 0
You were a virgin? it didn't feel like it but that would explain the crappy lay. I felt like I at least deserved a tv for the hours of boredom. Hope you don't mind.
11wanda11 6
silly silly girl!
bcubed 0
YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...
zackaryftw 0
3 things : 1. you were raped. 2. and. 3.you liked it. Capishh?
zackaryftw 0
btw ur virginity paid off a Solid Material lol.
Blotto_fml 0
Wow, if this is a real post, that really sucks, and all those people making fun of it, your all idiots.
lhazz11 23
*you're. Now who were you calling idiots?
thepersephone666 11
^hahhahahah good one :p
Spac3Ghost 0
how old are you!? hahaha!!!! women lose their virginities to the most worst people ever!!!! fail =) lol... better than my story though!!!!! and the thing is, not alot of guys would want a used girl now!!!!!!! hahahahaha!!!! especially not a used girl without a TV!!! lol I like the format of #16 =)
megapeyt 17
You're a dick you know that?
matticus27 14
i dont understand why you would let a stranger take ur virginity? and im assuming it was a stranger because if you knew them you could get it back