december2009
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gerligrl97
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
pittmanw
Jackson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Anonymous
Grand Rapids, United States
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One night stand
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sing me to sleep…
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
pieceofcake163
United States 🌶️ Spicy
ESPN Love
Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
Anonymous
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Revenge is sweet
Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
Top comments
bcubed 0
YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...
fullyhalfempty 0
I guess he didn't do you for free.
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Comments (90)
cjx2o 0
YDI for being a ****
hemz_fml 13
He must have been black
Cnote231 0
ydi for not saving it for someone that you love!
bj101 0
it's called a chastity ring and not getting drunk to sleep with idiots! ydi, even though it sucks
laurenarnold 6
you shouldn't just do random people. YDI
jugghernutt 0
sex isn't free bro
ClaremoreZebra 8
All you had to do, was go down to the police department. Cotton swab your lady parts, give a semen sample. And let the good ol law enforcement take care of the rest.
MaddySwaggedUp 0
Isn't HE supposed to pay YOU.
boobies93 8
I bet know you will remember your first
Eminemfan7 6
So you sleep with a guy you barely knew and he stole your TV? Seems legit