Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
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Top comments
bcubed 0
YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...
fullyhalfempty 0
I guess he didn't do you for free.
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Comments (90)
Ishki 0
Ouch. FYL
chaos753159 4
nice picture
purple_gurl 1
YDI for having sex before marriage. Even when you're not married you still deserve it for doing it with someone you don't even know that well.
Oreohugzpenny 4
#69 If you are really in love with a person and you are not married that is fine. My sister and her boyfriend are in love but not married because they cannot afford a wedding. So if you really love someone it is fine.
Gringe 1
U are assuming she wasnt married!
mockingjaygirl16 8
I have to agree with #69. it's supposed to be a special gift that we save until marriage.
teehee1234 0
ooooooooo that sux
tinkerbell1357 0
aww poor u!!!!
saimaali 0
Hahahahaha.... nicely worded.
zeddeiram 0
indeed.
fullyhalfempty 0
I guess he didn't do you for free.
My2864 1
WIN 4 just a win commrnt xD
STYLE_E 0
that sucks
Zappyyy 2
dur!
flighted 1
GREEDY BASTARD
pretty_rave_girl_fml 11
that sux!
hoebiscuit 0
Oh, that was you I did last night? Thanks for the TV. Best tip EVERRRR.
jamie_leeann23 0
this fml is dumb. they let the stupidest shit on.
cazares101 0
now that one suxs lol hope it wasn't a costly t
phizxe 0
OMFG