Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
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Top comments
Nexoux 18
That's an accomplishment I'd say considering it's coming from a doctor who does this all the time.
zaynakins 12
You have a wonderful sense of humour, and Juliet is a beautiful name
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zaynakins 12
You have a wonderful sense of humour, and Juliet is a beautiful name
ThongWarrior 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What sense of humor exactly lol?
jalmanza2580 11
they were just complimenting her
Nexoux 18
That's an accomplishment I'd say considering it's coming from a doctor who does this all the time.
amrose1318 10
I agree. #2 is right.
RussRuss 7
I'm not sure I quite agree with you #4 agreeing with #2 but that's your opinion and you can agree with whoever you want.
JayGatsby 25
#4, #29, you know there is a button for if you agree/disagree with #2
orbit 22
I agree #40 there is a button for that and they should be using it for it's intended purpose.
Soloman212 28
#45 I agree with #40 but not with you agreeing with him but it's your opinion and you can agree or disagree with whoever you want.
Nexoux 18
Agreed
Spoon4456 6
I want to know your response to him!
upallnight11 19
Or her
201chasew 22
It's something. At least he didn't say you had an infection or Std.
star14394 20
It's a start...better than nothing I guess
alkinduh 13
Doctors don't lie
sayyestothedress 24
Done do
aruam365 24
They do actually sometimes, when I've seen it it's been for the greater good of the patient, though.
MissCloudy249 14
That's a lie.
sayyestothedress 24
*some do* sorry for my mistake. Unleash the grammar nazis
devildog562 33
Did they look you in the eye when they said it ? I could see how that may be awkward .
paperplanes_xoxo 13
Hey, that counts for something!
Bloink 25
did you hug him all teary-eyed and thank him sincerely? :3
Adm_Twigs 19
that's special...