Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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Top comments
MandyO 15
Of course stealing someone else's girlfriend is wrong, but also stealing someone's underwear? That's nasty.
dying_to_know 25
I wouldn't try get either of them back.
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Comments (56)
MandyO 15
Of course stealing someone else's girlfriend is wrong, but also stealing someone's underwear? That's nasty.
Eleora 19
I read that in a Cleveland voice. Lol
chocoladisco 1
I'd be pissed at the girl for cheating and really pissed at the guy for stealing my underwear. Seriously who does that(stealing underwear)?
tounces7 28
Well, jokes on his Girlfriend then, she's the one who just cheated on him for someone really disgusting. Wait till her borrows her toothbrush. Assuming he even uses one.
buckstop1 37
No need, I'm sure he's already borrowed that from someone else too #46
meowbands 10
You're either a lesbian and he took your thong, or you're a guy and he took your boxers
EwahWeeWah 21
Yeah, because all lesbians wear thongs, and all guys wear boxers. *sarcasm*
mjd02 15
It says OP is a male.
ellabellaboom 24
Wow I didn't know lesbian was a gender...
DanielleinDC 34
OP said "another guy", so I'm going to assume he's male.
Hughmaster 2
Well being lesbian narrows it down just as well!
sparkledoge 29
I also like how it never occurs to this kind of commenter that a person can be bisexual, and that men also wear whatever the **** they want as underwears anyway. i also didn't quite understand how the s/o of OP and the type of underwear stolen were relevant here. What is the point of that comment ?
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
But you can't be lesbian without being a girl.
dying_to_know 25
I wouldn't try get either of them back.
SixthSinEnvy 39
But what if it's it's lucky underwear?
ycgfy 3
Can't be that lucky if his girlfriend cheated on him and the underwear got stolen
Lalala579121 28
It's only lucky if you're wearing it.
Demon_of_Light 27
Maybe they are lucky. Maybe the other guy came over because he spilled hot coffee on his pants on the way to a job interview that he couldn't be late for, so he stopped by his female best friend(on whom he secretly had a crush)'s house (which was much closer than his own home) to ask to borrow a change of clothes. He put on the lucky underwear and BOOM! good things are happening for him. Unfortunately, the luck went to his head, and greed consumed him. In his reckless overindulgence, he removed the underwear to sleep with the girl, and that was his downfall. As quickly as it came, the luck vanished, and thus he was caught in the act by the OP. Or maybe there's no such thing as lucky underwear. Guess we'll never know for sure.
Representation 4
dam gurl
iamdman 22
Sounds like he wants to be you. Maybe he should pay your bills too.
Jezterking 15
Hey bud, he probably wanted to see if he could "live up" to your standards and all he got were your seconds... you get to move up to better things.
AyeJay101 25
I'm not sure if you're more upset about your girlfriend or about your underwear.
stryder9090 28
Talk about adding insult to injury.
nicoleeeee_94 10
leave the girl and go buy new underwear! you'll find a new girl soon and she will be so much better!
captain_hero89 22
i really hope they weren't clean underwear
mrlucky22 18
Kick her ***** ass to the curb and go commando. Problem solved.