Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I lost the pantyliner I was wearing. It's a hot, sweaty day, and I think the adhesive stopped working. I had a piano lesson right before I noticed it was missing. I'm having visions of it resting on my hot male piano teacher's floor. Or it fell out on the street somewhere. FML
Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and I was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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pugpuggy 21
If it fell out at the interview, it could have been any of the other women at the workplace, and I'm sure your father-in-law would understand anyway.
diagnosisscience 13
Neither one will ever mention it so pretend it never happened!
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diagnosisscience 13
Neither one will ever mention it so pretend it never happened!
Shadowvoid 33
Also, what if the father-in-law has no idea what it is? There are some men that are 99% clueless to female functions and products. My point still stands in a business environment as well.
yoshi061 10
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lel op is a super weirdo
fakedsincerity 32
I'd like to hope a man old enough to have a fully grown son would know that women have periods and use pads/tampons. :/
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@28 If you get to be either a father or someone old/educated enough to conduct a business interview and you don't know what menstruation is, that is through no fault of your own. Not experiencing it yourself is no excuse for ignorance at such an age. That's just willful ignorance.
pugpuggy 21
If it fell out at the interview, it could have been any of the other women at the workplace, and I'm sure your father-in-law would understand anyway.
pugpuggy 21
Also adding: if OPs father in law lives with OPs husbands mother, it could be hers too.
BlameTheOwls 14
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If OP is old enough to be married, it's likely mom is starting menopause.
jeepers_1 21
my boyfriends mother just hit 50, she still hasn't hit menopause. so not necessarily since we are old enough to be married.
8313girl 28
@33: You'd be surprised by how many middle aged women are still having their period. I work with a woman in her 50s still going through her cycle and another coworker just retired still going through hers. Not every woman hits a certain age and goes through menopause.
ohjoy15 33
Maybe it fell out in between and not AT those places.
colby6666 43
3- I like your optimism, but I don't think it's very likely that it'd fall out in the car.
ohjoy15 33
@4. Thank you. But maybe walking through the parking lot to the car? Or to each of the doors? I don't know. There's a chance though.
SmittyJA24 26
You've got to keep track of those ... things.
MrsDruidess 23
RIGHT!! Thank you, how does that happen. . fall out???
Poohbear12345 4
That's one of the worst dreads possible for a girl.. if you get a liner that sticks well like Kotex, it should hold you for a while! Sorry OP!
sturschaedel 27
The other important thing: when using a liner, make sure to wear 100% cotton undies. The adhesive doesn't really work on synthetic, microfiber, lace or silk.
mariah_1_11 22
that's why when I wear liners... I go with the ones with wings.
Zebediabolical 45
How do you not feel a bloody pantyliner falling out?
rockyhorrorQT 12
My thoughts exactly. Secondly, what are you doing that could cause it to fall out?
EatUrGreens 20
I'm trying to understand how it fell out in the first place, don't they have one side that's sticky and stays in place?
Stuffaluffagus 25
Time to switch to tampons
gracehi 33
I was about to say that EXACT thing!
pugpuggy 21
Oh Em Gee you are so in sync!
dawnimus 21
Some women don't like tampons. Personally I only use them as an absolute last resort and really would rather avoid them altogether - maybe OP is the same?
gracehi 33
I'd imagine so. Still, this wouldn't have happened with a tampon.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
not sure why you ladies are getting thumbed down for a tampon. they are much cleaner too.
cattisanerd 9
Tampons ******* hurt!!!
tzemmy 25
Op was wearing a panty liner, which has much less absorbency than a pad or tampon, which probably means her flow was quite light. Have any of you tried to take out a tampon when it's not full? Not pleasant.
kaylizs 20
I use panty liners while I use tampons because if my flow is heavy, I leak. So.
TheMathMajor 26
I do the same, 53. Isn't that what they're for?
truckers_wife 23
they're for lots of things. discharge, accidentally peeing a little while pregnant, wanting to stay fresh before a night of fun, etc
NonoMeow 18
How can that possibly happen?
Hop6e 22
How do u not notice that type of thing?
gracehi 33
Tampons, honey. They're the best thing since sliced bread. Although, not as good on a sandwich, I'm afraid.
TypicalSenpai 14
Maybe OP had been using tampons, but used the panty liner as backup? I do it all the time because my periods can get really heavy.
gracehi 33
I'm aware of these things. I don't know why people take everything so seriously on this site.
sturschaedel 27
Not as good as menstrual cups though. They are even better than sliced bread.
Brilliant66star 17
If or when your flow is THAT heavy, you'd go with a pad, most definitely not a panty liner as backup on those days.
gracehi 33
Personally, I never use pads for almost this reason. Rather than sneak out of my panties, they try to sneak up my butt crack. Also not pleasant. I'd rather use a light tampon or just wash the little spots out of my underwear later.
katertott 44
Amen #39!