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Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
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Top comments
bcubed 0
YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...
fullyhalfempty 0
I guess he didn't do you for free.
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Comments (90)
skyeyez9 25
if you at least know where he lives, or phone number call the police and report the theft!
skyeyez9 25
FYI: This is why females should date older men. True an older guy may be an ass or steal your tv, but it is less likely. They have (most of the time) outgrown the frat boy behavior. Oh and try to get to know the man bettet to weed out the mooches.
flotar 0
lol!!! sorry, fyl, but still funny
Spooksu 0
What goes around comes around. YDI for having unmarried sex.
Youresofake 0
sorry, but ***** get what they deserve
exotica_fml 6
YDI. first i gotta say you are an idiot, forrealz! b/c you lost your virginity to a stranger who doesnt give a shit about you. LOL what a great memory of your first time!
gintori 0
I dont think you should judge people and call them names because you don't know any of the circumstances
nnero0 0
Gloriously smart guy xD
Ripunzel 0
numbaa 20, you should Atlest! know his name, go to the phonebook. lmao, dirty slutness if this is real then you should think of mybe next time knowing him longer than a week or month then screwing him, mainly cuz it's your first time. hope ya get ur shit back- ydi
Compass 0
How small is the TV that he could take it? It's obviously replaceable unless you saved up for it.
andrei_btz 0
ahahahahaha