Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
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Top comments
bcubed 0
YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...
fullyhalfempty 0
I guess he didn't do you for free.
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Comments (90)
tehchowder 0
YDI for losing your virginity to someone you obv didn't know. *****.
lilmissghost 0
key his fcken car and brake the windows(;
wtsc 0
you're a *****. how do you feel about yourself now?
Mjmjmj 0
ok, it really sucks he stole your TV. But why in the hell would you LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY to a guy you barely know? Damn
dahlia138 0
dude...its so not her fault. this poor girl didnt know and it was a rash decision which we all make in our lives and obvs she wasnt a **** or a ***** if she was a virgin, stupid. sorry hunnie, that sucks, find him and beat him.
babby321 0
i feel sorry for you i dont think she should be judged though ppl make mistakes... its funny how ppl make fun of you when ur a vergin and then call you a **** if your not nothin pleases you ppl these days. anywayss.. i hope u can get another tv or find your old one. next time be carful who u let in your pants and not to forget your home. FYL :'(
post_insanity1 0
every single person who said she deserved is is a ******* asshole and should die a slow and painful death
Eminemfan7 6
She did deserve it though...
kitten1323 19
I have no sympathy for you. Your a ***** who's on the internet trying act all innocent "Oh I'm the victim random stranger come and comfort me" You should have waited for someone special instead of sleeping with the first guy you see. Get off the internet and stop expecting people to comfort you. Your a good for nothing ***** who should give some serious thought to killing herself
Aussieprincess 7
Telling someone to kill themself is not cool and Highly offensive.
xxsmilee4xx 0
LMFAO.Poor baby. That's not funny.....o.O...Yeah it is
xxsmilee4xx 0
and how is she a *****??? she didn't know he was at theif!!!
Eminemfan7 6
She's a ***** because she didn't save it for someone who wouldn't steal her freaking TV!