december2009
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gerligrl97
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
pittmanw
Jackson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Anonymous
Grand Rapids, United States
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One night stand
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sing me to sleep…
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
pieceofcake163
United States 🌶️ Spicy
ESPN Love
Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
Anonymous
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Revenge is sweet
Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
Top comments
bcubed 0
YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...
fullyhalfempty 0
I guess he didn't do you for free.
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Comments (90)
kirakira333 0
one night steal?
allen20 0
Wow did he do you so hard you didnt realize he took your TV until the morning?! :O
Jmig08 0
YDI for being a horrible judge of character.
Ninjaface 0
From a one night stand to an empty TV stand. Sounds like you could stand to pick them better.
eHugs 0
He wasn't satisfied.
hrtstealer 0
call the cops if you can. if you can not ... ydi for losing your virginity to a stranger. have some standards and don't be desperate.
xriley 0
a virgin has to pay... pros get it free... u watching tom and jerry tonite..FYL
powermad80 2
buy one get one free
Gost_fml 0
He must have thought he needed payment for scewing you
DELBOTKILA 0
haha thats not kool at all. he must b a real D-bag...