Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
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Top comments
bcubed 0
YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...
fullyhalfempty 0
I guess he didn't do you for free.
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Comments (90)
joshskim 0
spank_u_veryhard 0
WIN for him lol
perdix 31
Hey, the man needed to be paid! Was he that gigolo, Papa Cherry?
HarperGirl 4
thats not very nice -shakes finger-
tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0
"the guy" huh? yeah hun, YDI.
cel123456789 0
u must of sucked in bed
xDyah 0
you should've have done it at his place instead
razorp 0
now that guy has got style
GanjAxZermA 0
well maybe that'll teach you not to do sex with any other person.. FYL for having sex and getting your tv
ferdte 0
hey bright side if you are not a ***** this is your long term boyfriend and you know where he is and you can get ur tv back :)
failingstar 0
dammmmm lol that sucks he must have thought dammit i should getvpaid for planting the first flag.