Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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katplayer 4
Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?
curley18 3
well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.
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Comments (108)
Helljoker 0
Girlfriend fail. Don't you just hate people who jump to conclusions without looking into it? Sucks for you, buddy.
kniickles 0
this
arielradonski 0
tell your now ex girlfriends friend and your ex girlfriend to **** off. she should of given you a chance to explain yourself and if she didn't. she is obviusly a waste of your time unless you have been dating for awhile.... wow that's ****** hope everything works out!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
OP, you forgot to mention that you banged your sister and your gf caught you.
MadaZer0 8
:) And that's the punch line~
MermaidSongXOXO 6
HE'S MINE, BITCH! Haha. Just kidding :] My comments are inspired by him, though. He's my FML role model.
MadaZer0 8
Well all the comments you write are always full of win... ALL of the ones I read... And that's a lot~
perdix 31
snick and Mermaid, I hope you girls are going to come visit me in prison. Who knew the government could prosecute thought crimes? If I added your ages, I'd still be robbing the cradle! ;)
babybubz 0
BlueBomber 0
"They say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say THEY'RE robbing the GRAVE!"
MadaZer0 8
STFU... Is what I'm going to say to the next couple of morons that post ;)
lickmyjock 0
I've always wanted a sister.
MadaZer0 8
Um, I'd say you should just leave it alone... Your exs sheer ignorance is to laugh at... Her stupidity is too... Get yourself a real girl... like Snicker over there~ <3
XDNurse 0
or Little Miss Dickless from the other fml... should work out.
MadaZer0 8
Lmfao!
Hunter109 0
that's your own fault for not COMMUNICATING and lettin your girl kno your sister was in town.
hjrn 0
sounds like you are better off without her if she didn't even ask who it was and just broke up with you.
RufusCade 7
Didn't you tell your girlfriend that your sister is coming home? Do you only f*ck and never talk? This is SO something that could have been avoid by communicating with your girlfriend. Loser... YDISFM