Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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katplayer 4
Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?
curley18 3
well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.
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Comments (108)
pengiesully 0
u shouldn't be hitting on ur sister man that's ******* messed
lovebaseball30 0
Wouldn't your girlfriend know of your sister? I mean, it seems to me she would have the common sense to ask about your family when you first got together.
domains4gulf 0
well she is right as when u hug it should haev a different way to wards a sister not like a friend .
missmandylove 0
ew you're cheating with your sister? Incest!!!!! haha jk! I'm sorry your gf and her friends suck
mzhonesty 0
Hey, I see no loss here. Your ex obviously has very low self esteem and trust issues. No one wants that.
rouxvanity 0
Did your girlfriend know you had a sister? Anyway, you're better off without her. If she's willing to dump you with only know what her friends said, then she's not worth it. You could've tried explaining, though, but your girlfriend should have asked.
julieruiz5 0
ur gf is dumb then
theinfamousjaywe 0
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
KurouTenshi 0
at least you had a hot sister :D but then again, looks aren't everything because my sister got married to a guy who claimed shed "never have to work a day in [her] life" and she's done nothing but get fatter O.O
Lisa89 3
The relationship sounds flawed and immature.