Today, I found a deck of Uno cards. Being extremely bored, I decided to put them in order. I now know EXACTLY which cards I'm missing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML
Today, I bought an expansion to a card game, only to compare the card backs and realize I've owned a fake copy of the card game for two years. FML
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML
Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML
Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I bought a massive new puzzle to take my mind off of things. Hours later, I realized there was a missing piece. Frustrated, I looked everywhere for it, only to discover it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe, and I'd been walking around with it all day. FML
Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
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EmDizzle2007 28
you and the person at the doctor's office should get together.
ajh1800 25
Yea...that's generally an outcome of organizing things. If you weren't planning on playing with them, then it's not a big deal. If you were, just borrow a deck from a friend or buy a new deck. It's Uno. It can't be that expensive.
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ajh1800 25
Yea...that's generally an outcome of organizing things. If you weren't planning on playing with them, then it's not a big deal. If you were, just borrow a deck from a friend or buy a new deck. It's Uno. It can't be that expensive.
EmDizzle2007 28
you and the person at the doctor's office should get together.
zoelog 10
and.....I'm not getting this.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sounds like you're a few cards short of a full deck. And I mean that literally, and metaphorically. Who gets so wound up over a couple of missing Uno cards that they consider it an FML moment?
mccuish 25
Which cards are missing?
Inkoseh 33
...Ok? Clean, laundry, mow, walk, nap, read, rearrange. That's just stuff you can do at home. You're not bored, you're lazy.