Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
Jari 0
Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool
fxdxhk90 0
Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.
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Comments (199)
kewlcat 0
lol get mad at your sister for dating your ex. isnt there like a rule against that?
cucuto89 0
BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA You made her go gay!!!!
bobmandude 0
There are too many "my ex became gay with my sibling" FMLs but still, FYL
Theatregeek788 0
no therez no rule... but fyl OP that's pretty bizarre
JoeMarie1996 13
ydi op you can't "want to become a lesbian", either you are or you aren't , that's a very big insult. -.-" ydi.
ominousky 1
dude, that sucks. maybe u can join them one night if u get my drift. hopefully u live in Arkansas and it won't be too weird
bob1124 0
******* epic.
deaththekid_fml 0
the only thing that sucks is that she dumped him other than that i find it totally hot
delfinofrank 0
LOL #2
cheesefest 0
Uhm, join in. On a threesome. Featuring his own sister?!?!
zymn 6
i'm in arkansas... and completely resent that remark.
Corky_fml 0
That sucks. But seriously. If she didn't break up with you it wouldn't be fair to either of you. Dating you sister must be little weird, though. She could have at least waited.
cobraclutch 0
At the very leastyou don't have to worry about some dude droppin a sick load on your sister's face :-D
Destinyx 0
Thank you for the most beautiful image you just formed in my mind. Added to the many mental scars i already have. [Even though this disgusts me, is it true that it's good for your skin? Just curious!!!] FYL dude, FYL.
bexox 0
#4 - Do you really sit around worrying about that? I think you have some jealousy issues w/ your sister.
Young_Sparta 0
haha supposedly it's true...but it's one of those earthly hidden secrets. no one is really down to try it anyways lol
Rustbin 0
Look at your average pornactress. Most of them resemble more of an ass than a face, so my guess is no
TheJawsman 18
I would say there is potential for a threesome, but only if your from the south and can dig that sort of thing
NoSoupForYou 0
Haha #5.
fxdxhk90 0
Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.
I_am_stupid_also 6
YDI for not licking her pussy enough.
chelzy 0
so true. I love having my pussy licked. and licking pussy. and the anonimity of fml. btw, if you have a problem with lesbians op, then go **** yerself.
AngryC4t 0
"She wants to become a lesbian" -- See? It is a choice.
FXCKMYLIFE 0
no, in this case, it was a choice it's not a choice every single time.
Moviefreak321 0
Yes because using one person and one situation is a great way to go about making a ruling on a group or topic as a whole *sarcasm*
anamaia 5
Either this girl is bi-curious or is just confused. You can't choose to be a lesbian.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
it is a choice
backstagebitch 0
Spoken like a true idiot.
thatguyoverthere_fml 0
I'm pretty sure he did nto mean she literally decided to become lesbian.
ilovetaylor 0
she probably tried dating him but found she was more into the same sex. Theres always 2sides of the story dumb ass DONT assume.
xTIGERxLILYx 0
NO NO NO. She didn't choose, she came out. You have a guy who's JEALOUS that his girlfriend realized she was actually hot for his sister. He claims that she chose, because his cocky ego's smashed.
Jehanne_fml 0
There are a few possibilities: 1. The girl has been a lesbian all along, and for some reason the OP decided to report it incorrectly. 2. She's actually straight, but wants to become a lesbian. Unfortunately, this probably won't work. 3. She's bisexual (or bicurious, or whatever your preferred label is) and is beginning to explore her attraction to other women. 4. Other.
Hich17 0
#44 - Just intuit that, did you?
Maroonblood 0
It is a choice every single time.
notnormal 0
homosexuality is caused by an excess of the opposite hormones. In her case, it's an excess of testosterone that was transmitted to her in the womb. it is not genetic, and it is most certainly not a choice.
Leaveittosteven 0
She chose to play games and then came out because she was too cowardly to be truthful to herself and him. Of course he's jealous - his girlfriend led him on.
Mollipop93 0
For reals. :|
Rustbin 0
@115 You're probably a troll but let's assume you aren't. If who you are attracted to is a choice, there wouldn't be many gay people now and there wouldn't have been any a hundred years ago. Why would you choose to be something that is hated by most of the world?
KMtheDrummer 6
10 - TROLOLOLOLOLOL
MissxKim 0
hahaa woww fyl