Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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mrt8062 7
is she 13?
NessaMae 19
Wow, what a spineless hypocrite.
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Comments (85)
Sports_guy3 28
That's what happens when today's people are too wrapped up in their devices.
NessaMae 19
Thanks for the words of wisdom, grandpa. "Devices" was definitely mentioned.
Sports_guy3 28
I mean "devices" as in computer, phone, Xbox, PlayStation, things like that. Sorry for being vague.
Ambient25 25
Dude it's pretty obvious she's just avoiding OP. You don't need a device to "avoid" someone... For you OP, I say be glad. She's obviously immature and definitely not a girl you need to worry about. It happens.
ohnowhyme123 15
even if she was it was through a friend not a text
GEBEH 14
Well, she wasn't lying!
bigpops 12
you're a Richard
MegaError101 10
Says the 13 year old
jazzy_123 20
68, who seems to loooove playing Xbox LIVE a lot.
mrt8062 7
is she 13?
that_band_nerd 22
Sorry to burst your bubble but not all jerks and hypocrites are 13.
\ 28
She could also be 47 3/4. No need to get all ageist.
bryan1271999 14
There are 13 year olds that are actually mature enoughfor a relationship, sadly that is only 1% of them.
SillyGirl4602 23
My friend had me break up with her boyfriend for her once. We were in the seventh grade. Op is either very young, or his ex is just very immature. Either way, you're better off without her op.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Hahaha
laylarose1396 7
47-- Seriously. I'm 13 and have been in a relationship for almost 5 months thank you. And I'm sure there are plenty of other 13 year olds that are in great relationships.
limabeans101029 21
I'm sure there are plenty, but *generally* relationships between 13 year olds are quite immature.
rachel_teee 9
Actually, my brother started dating a girl when he was 14 and she was 13. My brother is now happily married to that girl with 2 kids and another one on the way.
murdersquirrel 15
#61 - That example is the exception, not the rule.
NessaMae 19
Wow, what a spineless hypocrite.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Don't worry OP, that just means she was the problem. You'll move on to better!
Carebeareatu 23
Wow, hypocritical much? Sorry OP for the loss and all, but now you have a chance for someone better and more honest than that.
KushCrushin89 10
How does this make her a hypocrite? She said there was no communication, not that he didn't communicate. I agree what she did was shitty but people misusing the English language is very annoying.
davincidasecond 24
I don't know about you 55, but for me, someone complaining or having a problem with something that they contributed to screams hypocritical.
gxwyz 2
That actually kind of proves her point
SS99_fml 20
Hire an airplane sky-writer to tell your gf that you're happy it's over.
jazzy_123 20
Nahh OP's ex isn't worth him spending so much cash!
Kibaruto 33
If it doesn't have a price tag it's free.
SkyGuy32 17
What?
grgnyce 8
Sorry OP, but it's most likely a blessing in disguise.
Palirose 22
Well, be glad it's over then. If that is how she chooses to handle situations pertaining to you. You're better off to cut your losses and find someone who is willing to at least have more respect for you by leaving you themselves. Opposed to them having their friend do it.
luckyone365 7
She probably has syphilis. Don't sorry about that *****.
ComoEsJuan 24
....um first of all, why is she a *****? Nothing was said about cheating. And second...what the ****?! C'mon, you're better than that.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
Ahh young love ...