Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
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Top comments
Llamassss 21
Chicks before dicks.
snakerake 10
At least when you fight with your sister you can say "yeah well, I slept with your best friend!"
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Comments (107)
Llamassss 21
Chicks before dicks.
ikickgingers 15
Is it your step sister ?? ;)
Keyman1212 14
Chicks with dicks: the transvestite motto.
enonymous 9
I hope she didn't have to listen to the music coming out of his room. Karaoking to "I'm all out of love" while crying is a sad sad thing to hear
LiveLaughFML 10
sisters before misters =)
madskittlesftw 5
And now you're sisters going to know everything you did with her. You are officially screwed.
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Dicks in chicks: The right way........motto
Streeet_hayley 6
Bros before hoes..
blade4080 7
Hoes for your bros^^
urdirtyolduncle 15
Bros inside of hoes?
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
39 - Number 1 rule of the Bro Code: Dont talk about the Bro Code!
Streeet_hayley 6
65- Im a girl. I just heard that expression somewhere and said it.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^^^ and that's why the #1 rule should never be broken.
AnonTheGreat 7
Try to drug her and make her forget...
indielove 13
You have experience in this. . .?
AnonTheGreat 7
Whoops.
HowAreYouToday 34
I worry about the people on this site
rattusrattus 19
I'm a fairly 'worrying' person in real life, and I worry about some of the people on this site. Not in a "I hope they're ok" way either.
ImFineThanksYou 4
Yeah, because that's really classy...
ihavenosoul 4
And then when she remembers you drugging her spend the rest of your life in prison! Good plan.
je_suis_fml 11
63 - unfortunately the kiddies have been exposed to worse on this site... shit I'd even go as far to say off this site as well.
rachbat00 0
Ur sick
EmyB_fml 8
Well that's going to be akward ...
thegreatbigwhite 2
Awkward like your spelling?
madskittlesftw 5
^ don't be a bitch.
gary8082 14
#3 Your hot!
NHLbound22 8
30, Go screw yourself man Don't be such a jackass
chika_yeaah23 0
Wow people rag on peoples spelling all the time but I've never heard names thrown around because of it. Little harsh don't ya think?
scapachini1 10
plus the ex is a bitch
2wenty0ne21 0
It's settled, u have to go for ur ex's sister
lolololer 8
or brother.. this couldve changed him :P
djgomezzi9331 0
Of course not necessarily. She said "could" as in, it's possible.
DairyQueen13 0
Unless her sister is 3, then that's just sick.
centarous85 0
What if she has a 5 yr old bro?!?!?!?
2wenty0ne21 0
Revenge is revenge
May525XoXo 8
Yikes!
DoggyDoggWorld 0
I guess that proves that it's your sister's fault she broke up with you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Not necessarily.
momabear88 0
Hahaha
bjr1208 3
It appears a **** punt is in order
KiddNYC1O 22
I can't concentrate after seeing that pic.
bjr1208 3
It appears a **** punt is in order
snakerake 10
At least when you fight with your sister you can say "yeah well, I slept with your best friend!"
May525XoXo 8
LOL!