Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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katplayer 4
Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?
curley18 3
well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.
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Comments (108)
JenIsRude 0
were you two dating for a relatively short period of time? wouldnt you have told your girlfriemd that your sister was coming home and that you would be spending time with her?
goddessunleashed 0
Well, if you tried to explain, you're good. :) Her loss.
longtimesunshine 4
were you not close enough with your girlfriend to tell her hey, my sister's coming home this week, I'll be seeing her a lot or you should meet her or anything along those lines? I encourage better communication in your next relationship.
kemando 22
your sister's hot? Phone # please.
myunicornbarfedo 0
thats when you say "first, i'd like you to meet the 'hot girl'. she just happens to be my sister."
pinkfluffy_bunny 0
damnn that's so gay. she should get her facts straight first
Texass2224 0
why didn't you tell her that??
nisaa 0
looks like your ex trust her friends more than you.. but at the same time, she would already know that your sister is back and that you're hanging out with her; that is if you care enough to tell her-.-
LaLaChelseyy 0
**** her life for being a stupid bitch!
varkey 7
And she didn't believe you? FYL