Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML
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Top comments
frivolous 0
I hear ramen noodles is good shampoo.
perdix 31
You are confused. Ramen noodles are good hair extensions.
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Comments (115)
thor89 0
TWas all or dream or a shitty day
thor89 0
The all new I cant believe its not ramen noodles Now in stores
Hanban 0
Yummy. This is why I enjoyed watching Pathology.
Shamzzz 0
10 win :P
mrteacup 0
bs why would you have to stay there
Phaa 0
What kind of ramen was it? ;)
infinitii 0
atleast you had something to snack on during the session!
Tenebrae 0
Ick. Forensics is my fifth fall back if microbiology doesn't work.
Hexefrau 5
A. When observing an autopsy for a class such as forensics, you are usually tested on procedure and other subject matter. B. It is beyond rude to walk out during a lecture of presentation. ME's and coroners are grotesquely busy individuals, so to walk out during a presentation would be deplorable, not to mention excruciatingly disruptive. C. Guess what...if you're entering into a forensic field, you better get used to vomit and other interesting fluids and smells. It is not uncommon for the newbies to be locked in the morgue freezer as a hazing ritual, so....
frivolous 0
I hear ramen noodles is good shampoo.
perdix 31
You are confused. Ramen noodles are good hair extensions.
silentfog 0
lol
Kris1987_fml 0
probably was itchiban rofl
ensemble 0
Girl, be glad. On my friend's autopsy observation, some guy put a dead man's dick in her pocket.
MadaZer0 8
.... *****-move...
perdix 31
Oh, snick, you are going to have to wait a while. After reading your comment, it stood up and started looking around ;)
perdix 31
Snickerdoodles, I tried to reply to your PM and answer your question, but it said you blocked me.
Luckster 0
There woulda been a fresh body for the next class' autopsy in about two seconds if I was there. (Kidding, you morons!)
null_fml 11
Win for Luckster!
pohkerfayce 0
lol! win! #6
ravensfan1091 0
WIN
lickmyjock 0
Next time react faster and you won't get puked on.
null_fml 11
React to what, exactly?
Luckster 0
Yeah...as if OP has eyes at the back of their head, idiot. You can't react to something you don't see coming.
lickmyjock 0
the pretty obvious BARFING sound.
babybubz 0
not everyone makes a whole bunch of noise before the vomit actually comes out.. unless you're bulemic : so even if OP heard the noise I doubt there would be enough time to move out of the way..
lickmyjock 0
It takes like, what, two seconds to move to the side? Plenty enough time to get out of the way of projectile vomit that first has to travel down from the mouth, digesting in the stomach and back up your tubes...
harmony88 0
That makes no sense... vomit generally starts in the stomach and just comes out... not that much time to do anything... but if that's how you vomit, I'm sorry....
rhanana 0
apparently you eat vomit 25? o.O
null_fml 11
When I puke, I don't make a sound before; only during.
babybubz 0
lmao @33
tc710 0
win #27
nmsm 1
@25 I thought vomit comes from the stomach--- doesn't even have time to stay in your mouth--- and when you gag it forcefully comes out.
XDNurse 0
Rofl!!!! take THAT for two hours... Betch!! but seriously ew, it would be a FHL... angry college student shit on you for hours... have him pay for a day at the salon??
xCrackerx 3
Oh yes. Make the room smell like shit and vomit. You know, I think you're on to something. Contact Glade and share your idea.
PsychoMerk 0
is this post-BONES?? O_O
cozcat 0
Post awesomest show on the planet or post skeleton? Because bag that show and you'll be making dickheads barf up ramen noodles.
jeffcuhz 0
You shouldve turned around stick you finger down your throat and barf all over his face! Rofl!!!!!!!