Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
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Comments (209)
1goodthing 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
auch... first
turtles1321 0
hot plus hot times hot to the power of hot =hot and pics or didn't happen ......no seriously pics :D
Owl1238 1
This FML is amazing Best one yet!
GenocideTUH 0
lol agreed ^^^^
GenocideTUH 0
lol agreed ^^^^
Kimitte 1
Thumbs me down, but I'm sick of those "first!" comments! NO ONE CARES! DAMN!
bugmenotmofo 34
gee- torn between "that's hot" and "pics or it didn't happen"
G1LLB3RT 0
that's hot!
fatty_le 0
that is so hot!
Kingdutch 3
That's hot, but only if we get pics, otherwise it didn't happen.
idontfkincare 0
**** or gtfo
sammehjennifer 0
Sorry bro, but your sister did save you from a *****. It's her problem now. And that is kind of gross on your sisters side like... Thats your sloppy seconds. But just move on.
Sun_Kissed18 25
I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though
baby_love 0
haha, my thoughts exactly :) fyl
Mustardnight 3
Bisexuals exist idiots.
ravinderkaler 0
thats exactly what the guy who commented was referring to: bisexuals. only problem is it would be incest. so stop talking like u know everything.
Crasken 0
hey man, incest can make it that much more fun ;)
Mustardnight 3
Ravin, are you questioning my intelligence? I know all and see all.
crazytoaster 2
Wincest!
Crasken 0
exactly, wincest ftw
infantry831 0
you suck man. kick rocks or beat your face pick one
iplaywow 0
.......................um, ah, well the being left part sucks but....."eww"?.....
nerdygirl2261 0
homoophobbb!
iRuth 0
Wow. At first when I read this I thought you said that your boyfriend left you for your sister (which I would understand) then I reread it and realized... it wasn't your girlfriend.
MrHighlight 0
I did the exact same thing
Norwegian_Wood 4
Yeah, me too. xD
ryan007665 0
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Chelsee_fml 0
aww :-( poor you. But 10 points to your sister
TheLoneWolf87 4
Threesome? Oh the incest....
Booneht 1
Bonus!
nando92 0
agreed
iplaywow 0
well i guess it would depend on two things: 1. is the sister hot? 2. are they down for it? if so then threesome FTW
spermonyourface 0
so many people up for incest well I never get a grip
writergirl23 19
I know, people are so willing to suggest incest for complete strangers but when it comes to doing it with their own, ewww. Hypocrites. Incest is disgusting.
LongLuk 0
be lucky it wasn't your brother
tipsypiink 0
how is that supposed to be lucky?
dudeitsdanny 10
It somehow seems like it's not worse when they leave you for the other sex.. You're not doing anything wrong, it's just their preference. It's probably just as bad, but it's what it seems like. Anyways, this is gonna be awkward at family reunions, eh? =)
DisappearingRose 18
Haha yeah I agree. I broke up with my boyfriend for his brother. Therefore, F my ex's life
eb0ny 15
What do you mean "be thankful it wasn't her brother". How is it different. She cheated on him, it doesn't matter if it was with a girl.
OMGoriginality 0
YDI for having a toothbrush
kickle127 0
wtf #12?? How does a toothbrush fit into this?? But anyway that really sucks :/
EmilyClaire 0
hahahahahaha nice 12
mushoo_fml 0
@56, (sorry to have to do this, but) that's what she said...
CableX17 0
these comments=win
lolabonola 0
haga