Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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katplayer 4
Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?
curley18 3
well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.
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Comments (108)
BlueBomber 0
Today, I got caught cheating and my girlfriend dumped me. Eager to convince myself I'm not a douchebag, I made up a story about my sister and posted it on the Internet. My reputation is saved! MLIG
butterynipple08 0
you kiss your sister? weird...
lovin_darkness 0
ooooo totaly FYL man. thats gotta suck fat hairy monkey balls
trackrunner00008 0
sooo **** your sister? haha nvm that's too gross to say
surpriserp510 0
is she hot huh tell me lol
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, FYL. Avoid jealous, possessive females. She showed her true colors here- you're better off without this one.
Led_Zeppelin 0
Incest is the best.
Bobnumerotres 1
If you have a girlfriend who considers her friend's opinions final and makes decisions before even considering you, she wasn't a very good girlfriend, was she? Her loss.
Frank155 5
That's What She Said.
emdre 0
why didn't you just say it was your sister. this is ******* stupid