Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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katplayer 4
Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?
curley18 3
well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.
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Comments (108)
Ihatefakefmls 2
I seriously see this kind of FML all the time. Why the hell don't you just tell your girlfriend it's your sister? YDI for being a moron.
Peroxide 3
fyl and can I date your sister?
Scourge87 0
Isn't this like an old gag ? Not to say it couldn't happen again, to a boyfriend with communication deficiencies again, but then again...
llAllStarll 0
it's ok she sucked in bed I would know
Vitamin_C 0
thank you, very much. that vest he's wearing is making my eyes bleed...
kristy027 0
#43 win
PuPeT_KaI 0
Explain before you complain to the Internet. Makes you just sound like a douche. <3 ;3
Eddie_Paints 0
Typhani, you changed your picture. Noooo!!! :(
breeannarose 0
omg dude that sucks!
wazdog 4
Can I have your sister's number?
caomei 0
blood is thicker then water, remember that! always...
Hanban 0
But his other fluids are thicker than blood.
cocainewhore 30
The full saying is 'blood of the coven is thicker than water of the womb' meaning that the people you choose in your life are likely to have a stronger bond than the family you have no choice about.
astro2 0
shutup puppet kai, if she would listen he wouldnt be in this mess. You mean he has to beg like a dog just to get his point out?she didnt even see it in person and still has the nerve to dump him i say bitch slap her friends, make her realuse she was wrong then when she forgives u dump her ass. if your sis is that hot maybe you should do her instead, incest is hot