Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
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Top comments
zoelog 10
um... isn't this easily fixed? just tell the parents it was your sister. I don't get the big deal.
gring40 10
So bring your sister to your gf’s (paren’s) place and introduce her👍🏼
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
Maybe they are first cousins?
jbuckets_404 39
Or half-sisters???
gring40 10
So bring your sister to your gf’s (paren’s) place and introduce her👍🏼
newwitch2010 11
And you haven't explained this to her parents because???
Sinshine 28
And he owes them an explanation, why?
julfunky 29
He doesn’t OWE them anything but it’s not a smart move to not give a shit about how your partner’s parents feel about you.
Sinshine 28
No but do you really think people who judge you solely based on you having social interaction with a person of the opposite gender would change their mind from being told that? Or even believe it in the first place and not just stamp you as a liar?
zoelog 10
um... isn't this easily fixed? just tell the parents it was your sister. I don't get the big deal.
rotflqtms_ 21
Does her name happen to be Cersei? Yeah Jamie... thought we wouldn't find out?
thisisbutaname 38
It doesn't even matter whether she was his sister or not. People in relationships are allowed to have friends, and his girlfriend's parents are being unreasonable and controlling. I'd simply tell it's none of their business.