Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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Top comments
katplayer 4
Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?
curley18 3
well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.
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Comments (108)
texasmadeG 0
damn dude let me get at ur sister!!(:
baybybitch 0
omfg why don't you explain to her and not get depressed an fml it dumbshit
91_92_93Gal 0
Did you at least try to explain to her? or did she not believe you? Tell her friends to mind their own dang business!!!
sleephunters 8
I guess now-a-days "hanging out" means incest. Hmm that explains the "quality time" my uncle has been mentioning.
DrewMuller 0
y are you giving your sister such long hugs in public how often do you hug??
julieee015 0
incest
rugbychick3 0
if your sister were coming home from study abroad wouldn't you tell your girlfriend? i know all i've been talking about to my boyfriend is by brother's return from iraq.
omg_thats_funny 0
suuuuuuuucks !! fo sho
mzellelove 0
Rape them, rape them all!
ThatsMyHerpesBoy 0
damn!!! get some!!