Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
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Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
CorDa616 22
Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.
redwrath 16
We see he has priorities in order
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Comments (110)
duma191 21
guys shower to get clean.
Cujo3269 9
Was he mad at you or trying to prove a point about something? If not, maybe he recently discovered he's gay
M3DIC4T3 29
Just because he doesn't want sex doesn't mean he is gay.
mikepzz 27
Well you did ask him to shower with you...
CoachFrank1976 8
That's too bad. Showers are my favorite.
girlbye23 15
Truthfully, only intelligent people can understand sarcasm so i guess we're lucky...
nurchok 15
He took it waaaaay too literally :)
Vilsitior_93 12
You should've grabbed him by the balls and pulled him back in
Bloink 25
I thought it was funny too, people here on fml are too grumpy
Chubgatti 10
Priorities woman!
Omniprism 15
Why didn't you make a move? And some people aren't interested in doing that.