Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
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Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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CorDa616 22
Heh, next time he suggests you get 'in bed' together just climb in and sleep, ignoring him.
redwrath 16
We see he has priorities in order
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Comments (110)
schadenfreud 6
look on the bright side, you still managed to get naked, hot, wet and steamy together
Cazz91 21
I think this could have gone much worse if he for some reason thought you had wanted a golden shower instead. Perhaps next time be clear on your intentions if he misunderstood what you were intending or maybe he did know and just wasn't in the mood for sex.
caitlinjadee 8
lol that sucks!
mattrd_fml 31
Unirigal: There is no such thing as an itouch.
mattrd_fml 31
Did you just stand there while he bathing himself?
martin8337 36
Maybe he is a gay.
cookie1207 19
Hahahaha some people need to be told exactly what to do!
ApologyKick 25
Sure there is... The new personal hand held device called "iTouch Myself"
UnoriGal 17
Hahaha my bad, the phrase "ipod touch" isn't really in my daily vocabulary, it all sort of mushed together in my head. Although an itouch doesn't sound so bad either...at least according to apologykick's definition ;D
lostangel5 12
Sorry OP, you should have made a move to get the point across though